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re: Well...this girl came up to me and said she's new in town.

Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18451 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:29 pm to
you own a skateboard?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:30 pm to
Sling that web Spider-Man
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10061 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:30 pm to
D thought she was a thief, he was right. You just figured she'd spend the night.
Posted by spiderman
Member since Jan 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:31 pm to
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you own a skateboard?
I used to. Not anymore unfortunately.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:32 pm to
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He says he recongnized my girlie and mentioned something about "tip to base."

Translation: "I've driven this broad around before while she gives hum jobs to dudes in the back of my cab."
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10061 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:32 pm to
My remote is MIA. What the frick is up with that?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67601 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:33 pm to
wtf?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151077 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

The Eagles. New Kid in Town.

Spiderman come lately?
Posted by spiderman
Member since Jan 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to
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My remote is MIA. What the frick is up with that?
Please don't blame me.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2888 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to
She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:34 pm to
palm to the forehead
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151077 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.

And she's always down.

And she's got it right.

And she's just my type.

[cowbell]
Posted by spiderman
Member since Jan 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:35 pm to
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She sounds crafty... I bet she gets around.
And there it is. Sounds like you may be right.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10061 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:35 pm to
Moar cowbell
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3044 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:39 pm to
Dinosoar fossils
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34029 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:41 pm to
I hope Adam comes back from the dead and slaps you with his zombie dick.

That was horrible.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156192 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:43 pm to
what do your spidey senses tell you?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69394 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:44 pm to
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Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in town
But the crew been said they seen her around
I thought they were right but I didn't wanna know

The girlie was Def and she wanted to go
I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose
I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
The next think she said, "My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!"
We got into the cab - the cab driver said
He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
He said a little something about tip to base

So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place
I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
She was crying like a baby - stupid dumb
It's just too bad that girl's a bum

She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always down
She's crafty - she's got a gripe
She's crafty - and she's just my type
She's crafty

I spent my last dollar to by a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while
The girl came up to me she said she loved the show
Asked her to come home and she couldn't say, "No!"
We got the crib - there's Adam and D.
We didn't say a word - they just stared at me
I said, "I don't know her just met her tonight."
And Adrock started hiding everything in sight
D. pulled me over said, "Hide your gold,
The girl is crafty like ice is cold!"
The girl is crafty - she knows all the moves
I started playing records - she knew all the grooves

He thought she was a thief - and D. was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night
When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for opening the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:45 pm to
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"tip to base." Should I be concerned about continuing to see this chick?


I guess you should've closed your eyes
When she drove you to the place where her horses run free
'Cause you felt a little ill when you saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before you
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/2/14 at 12:46 pm to
Where are the fricking pics, motherfricker?
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