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Well... Well.... Well.. Look who comes crawling back. It's Zimbabwe.

Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:28 pm
The ole raise your own reparations scheme.

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HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) — Zimbabwe’s government on Wednesday signed a deal with former white farmers to pay them billions of dollars in compensation roughly two decades after they lost their land in often violent invasions.

But because the government does not readily have the money, the farmers will be part of a team tasked with raising the cash.


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The full payment is expected to be done within five years. But it is unclear if the former farmers will receive the money given that Zimbabwe is financially troubled and burdened with a huge debt.

The government will borrow on international markets and the farmers will be part of a “joint resource mobilization committee” tasked with raising the money, according to the agreement.



LINK

I see a few 1-800 numbers on signs around town that may be able to solve Zimbabwe's credit score problem. Not sure if works on the international bond market though.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:30 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76173 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:31 pm to
If I’m a farmer, I’m not hanging around fricking Zimbabwe. Cut your losses and GTFO.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:31 pm to
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billions of dollars


quote:

Zimbabwe


So in reality like $3.50
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51239 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:31 pm to
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pay them billions of dollars


Poor farmers don't realize that it'll be billions of Zimbabwean dollars...or about USD $3.50.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:32 pm to
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:32 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51239 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:32 pm to
quote:


So in reality like $3.50


frick
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69249 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:36 pm to
South Rhodesia could have still been a part of the United Kingdom and been bailed out many times over by now.

Reap what you sow and all that

A common theme for the majority of the Queens old countries.

What a terrible mistake most made lol
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48839 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17669 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:39 pm to
No it’s because they can’t run a farm and produce food, I know that may surprise many of you
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:40 pm to
They should get a loan from Wakanda.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43066 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:41 pm to
Did I read correctly? The government is paying the farmers but the farmers have to raise the money themselves.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15578 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:44 pm to
Wait. So they'll pay you money as a farm owner, after you help them raise the money? Also wasnt there alot of farm owners killed in cold blood over their land, im sure they appreciate money.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9302 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:44 pm to
I wonder if South Africa is paying attention here?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23862 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53562 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:48 pm to
Great.....now they have to figure out how to move a few million pallets of Zimbabwean cash.
This post was edited on 7/29/20 at 9:50 pm
Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

I wonder if South Africa is paying attention here?



Who would have ever guessed that in 2020 Algeria with a 99% muslim population would have the highest HDI score in the African continent.

And every single one of the old UK territories would have completely fricked up everything since independence.

Magical really.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49488 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:54 pm to
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The government will borrow on international markets


Is there any way for a common investor to short these loans?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:55 pm to
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Did I read correctly? The government is paying the farmers but the farmers have to raise the money themselves.

Black privilege
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 7/29/20 at 9:56 pm to
Imagine your secretary walking in one morning and saying "Good morning sir, I have Zimbabwe on hold, they'd like to borrower $5bn for farming equipment".

I'd choke on my Sonic breakfast burrito.
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