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re: Well baws, I made the jump
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:37 pm to Evil Little Thing
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:37 pm to Evil Little Thing
My birthday is in 4 days
I have a lifetime of experience in the combo gift life
I have a lifetime of experience in the combo gift life
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Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:43 pm to FCP
Married 14 years, still get blowjobs and sex regularly. Not as much as I’d like but I’m not sure that is a number which is possible to match.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:46 pm to momentoftruth87
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Did this 10 years ago today. Still married
Congrats baw but it ain't over yet. Have a merry Xmas!
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:49 pm to Oilytiger22
Make a pre nup.
Hjs while preg
Once a week minimum full on making out and oral and intercourse.
One other time mid week, whatever she likes best.
Learn massage.
Give and get.
Hjs while preg
Once a week minimum full on making out and oral and intercourse.
One other time mid week, whatever she likes best.
Learn massage.
Give and get.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:52 pm to Evil Little Thing
Have you ever been married?
Posted on 12/24/17 at 10:52 pm to CajunSoldier225
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Wait to have kids. Don’t rush that part.
This. Enjoy marriage for a little while
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:02 pm to Ingeniero
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Gave my girlfriend of 4 years a ring for Christmas. No more fishing, more shopping for curtains and watching flip or flop I guess. Any last words?
You're now on a course for severe disadvantage in the court system. Congrats.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:03 pm to Ingeniero
No more pooter for you.
He's been cut off.
Now all you'll have to look forward to is your mid life crisis. You'll either grow a ponytail, buy a Vete or discover alcohol makes the dogs stop barking in your head.
He's been cut off.
Now all you'll have to look forward to is your mid life crisis. You'll either grow a ponytail, buy a Vete or discover alcohol makes the dogs stop barking in your head.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:05 pm to Ingeniero
Great job on being cliché.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:06 pm to Ingeniero
Sex is good for a week after you give the ring, then they want to pretend they are virgins as you get closer to the date. Then it’s over.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:06 pm to Ingeniero
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:08 pm to Breesus
Just made the worse mistake of your life. Congrats
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:17 pm to Ingeniero
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Gave my girlfriend of 4 years a ring for Christmas.
RIP in peace your sex life
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:24 pm to Ingeniero
If she eats the cake then no more BJs. Don't let her eat the cake.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:26 pm to Ingeniero
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Gave my girlfriend of 4 years a ring for Christmas. No more fishing, more shopping for curtains and watching flip or flop I guess. Any last words?
Go ahead and cut off your nutsack and place in her purse.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:32 pm to Ingeniero
Get BJs and anal now, Bc all that will stop.
Also, be prepared to go to stores like Bed Bath and Beyond for no real reason
Also, be prepared to go to stores like Bed Bath and Beyond for no real reason
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:34 pm to biglego
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Get BJs and anal now, Bc all that will stop
Y’all are marrying the wrong women. Go uglier & they’ll blow you for life.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:35 pm to WestCoastAg
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Also, proposing on Christmas is trashy as frick
I proposed on Christmas almost 30 years ago so frick you. Still married, still happy and still getting sex.
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Might as well die cause your life as you know it is over
You sound like a miserable human being. No wonder you post such negative bullshite. Sorry for you and your wife that you have a micropenis.
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:38 pm to Ingeniero
You'll hear these two words consistently throughout your marriage, "Not tonight"
Posted on 12/24/17 at 11:38 pm to Ingeniero
The good news: hopefully you saved $53.95 not having to buy anything too nice for Christmas (assuming she was getting a ring soon anyway)
The bad news: Now, for the rest of your life, you can't escape the Western world without being bludgend with reminders of your proposal day - so I hope this works!
The bad news: Now, for the rest of your life, you can't escape the Western world without being bludgend with reminders of your proposal day - so I hope this works!
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