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re: Weird things your neighbors do
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:04 pm to Warmth in Winter
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:04 pm to Warmth in Winter
A previous neighbor of mine wasn't married, no kids and he has a 1985 Camaro(that he bought brand new) that he would start it once a week, never drive it, put it in neutral to back it out of the garage, wash it and push it back in. The car has less than 300 miles on it.
Might not be too weird but he legit has no one to give it to when he dies.
Might not be too weird but he legit has no one to give it to when he dies.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to Warmth in Winter
In general my neighbors are great - the people directly across the street don’t live in the house - they come a few times a day and let their dog play in the yard
it’s a little weird but not bad
The kid in the house second from the corner sells drugs - nothing has really happened yet except for the woman that passed out in her car and blocked some driveways lol
The kid in the house second from the corner sells drugs - nothing has really happened yet except for the woman that passed out in her car and blocked some driveways lol
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to Warmth in Winter
The weirdest fricker in my neighborhood disappeared about 3 years ago. The last we heard of him was when his brother in law stopped by looking around the foreclosed house saying he stole $10K from his mother and took off to Idaho (we live in Collierville, TN). I could start a whole thread on this guy, but a short version is he was insane, closeted gay, and would get into huge feuds with other neighbors. I actually kind of miss him, things aren't as lively anymore
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to Warmth in Winter
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my closest neighbor is always coming over to hang out with my wife while I’m at work.
Boudreaux is a barber
Guy enters barber shop and asks Boudreaux how many customers are ahead of him for a haircut. Boudreaux counts 5. Guy leaves and does not come back.
Next week, same guy enters barber shop and asks how many customers are ahead of him for a haircut
Boudreaux counts 6. Guy leaves and does not come back.
Following week, same thing. Boudreaux counts 5. Guy leaves. This time Boudreaux asks the 5th customer to follow the guy to see where he goes.
A little while later, the 5th customer returns to the barber shop with a weird look on his face. Boudreaux asks, "well, where did that guy go?" 5th customer says, "Boudreaux, he went straight to your house!"
(...to bang Boudreaux's wife)
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:09 pm to Warmth in Winter
Retrieve his trash cans:


Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:10 pm to tigergirl10
quote:I would imagine that you are awkward-looking Walt, a Man dressed up in Lululemon stretchwear garb going out to run, moobs all a jigglee, etc...
Sit in their garages all day every day. Awkward when I’m trying to run, and they watch me.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:22 pm to Warmth in Winter
There is a woman with several kids by different fathers, who clearly has mental issues on my street. Either her sister or her oldest child lives further down the streetin opposite direction. My house is in the middle of them.
I have witnessed them getting into knock down drag out fights in the street. When she goes off her meds she starts hanging with some rough necks. The man who she is with now- and who seems to be the latest baby daddy is a good dude. But not too long a go she was clearly doing some heavy drugs and the rough neck stole his work truck. So then the men fought in the street.
Thankfully I live in Jefferson Parish so when the cops are called about 6 show up and they take everyone to jail.
She now has a really cute little girl- probably about a year old now and is back on her meds so all is quite.
I also have a male neighbor who cuts his grass during the summer at night. Puts his little headlight thingy on his head around 9 p.m. and cuts his yard.
New neighbor is a nurse and she is dating a Mexican. They like to have their friends over and do karaoke in the back yard until about midnight. Its funny listening to Mexican's singing Miley Cyrus drunk as hell.
The rest of my street is very quite.
I have witnessed them getting into knock down drag out fights in the street. When she goes off her meds she starts hanging with some rough necks. The man who she is with now- and who seems to be the latest baby daddy is a good dude. But not too long a go she was clearly doing some heavy drugs and the rough neck stole his work truck. So then the men fought in the street.
Thankfully I live in Jefferson Parish so when the cops are called about 6 show up and they take everyone to jail.
She now has a really cute little girl- probably about a year old now and is back on her meds so all is quite.
I also have a male neighbor who cuts his grass during the summer at night. Puts his little headlight thingy on his head around 9 p.m. and cuts his yard.
New neighbor is a nurse and she is dating a Mexican. They like to have their friends over and do karaoke in the back yard until about midnight. Its funny listening to Mexican's singing Miley Cyrus drunk as hell.
The rest of my street is very quite.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:25 pm to Warmth in Winter
They leave fast food trash and other assorted items in my trash can behind my garage. I don't have a camera behind my garage so I can't tell which one it is but if I do find out we will have some words. Believe me buddy there will be words...
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:30 pm to AnAmericanGirl
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Thankfully I live in Jefferson Parish
Parish brochure reads:
Where the meds, baby daddies, and JP police all live happily ever after
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:32 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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...he went inside and made his wife finish.
Did you watch?
I caught my neighbor watching me piss in the back yard once. I told him it's weird to watch other men piss. He doesn't watch any more.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:36 pm to thegreatboudini
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Retrieve his trash cans:
is that an Amish hobbit?
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:41 pm to AnAmericanGirl
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cuts his grass during the summer at night.
Is that really the weird thing? I don't use a headlamp, my mower has lights on it, but I sure do cut my grass after the sun goes down in the summer. I didn't before we got an electric mower, its pretty quiet and lights up well enough to mow.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:43 pm to WinnPtiger
Its weird to me but mine will literally call a handyman to tighten loose knobs and cabinet handles. He literally owns zero tools, not a single screwdriver, hammer, nada.
He seems to be a hetero dude because he has a wife and some offspring.
He seems to be a hetero dude because he has a wife and some offspring.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:04 pm to USEyourCURDS
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How's your nephew?
He is in fantastic shape! No more doctor or specialist visits other than what is normal for a boy his age. Thanks for asking
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:04 pm to Warmth in Winter
I used to have a Cuban neighbor. He was a short small guy but had the gruffest voice. I’d hear him on his back porch talking on the phone and it always sounded like he was plotting some revolution or something sinister.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:23 pm to CHEDBALLZ
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One is a shade tree mechanic that has any tool i need,
I bet he doesn't have a 10mm deep socket.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:26 pm to Warmth in Winter
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They don’t seem to have much in common, so it’s kind of weird.
They don't need to have much in common as long as he is is taking her to pound town..
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:34 pm to Warmth in Winter
My Vietnamese neighbor has never put his trash can out to the road for pickup. He owns a construction company so my only thought is he brings his trash to work dumpster.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:38 pm to deeprig9
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I bet he doesn't have a 10mm deep socket.
Everyone has one, but nobody can find them.
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:42 pm to armsdealer
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Is that really the weird thing?
I think its weird to cut your grass at 10:00 p.m. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this, but yes, I think its strange.
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