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Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1538 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:04 pm to
A previous neighbor of mine wasn't married, no kids and he has a 1985 Camaro(that he bought brand new) that he would start it once a week, never drive it, put it in neutral to back it out of the garage, wash it and push it back in. The car has less than 300 miles on it.

Might not be too weird but he legit has no one to give it to when he dies.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60404 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to
In general my neighbors are great - the people directly across the street don’t live in the house - they come a few times a day and let their dog play in the yard it’s a little weird but not bad

The kid in the house second from the corner sells drugs - nothing has really happened yet except for the woman that passed out in her car and blocked some driveways lol
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19426 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to
The weirdest fricker in my neighborhood disappeared about 3 years ago. The last we heard of him was when his brother in law stopped by looking around the foreclosed house saying he stole $10K from his mother and took off to Idaho (we live in Collierville, TN). I could start a whole thread on this guy, but a short version is he was insane, closeted gay, and would get into huge feuds with other neighbors. I actually kind of miss him, things aren't as lively anymore
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

my closest neighbor is always coming over to hang out with my wife while I’m at work.


Boudreaux is a barber

Guy enters barber shop and asks Boudreaux how many customers are ahead of him for a haircut. Boudreaux counts 5. Guy leaves and does not come back.

Next week, same guy enters barber shop and asks how many customers are ahead of him for a haircut
Boudreaux counts 6. Guy leaves and does not come back.

Following week, same thing. Boudreaux counts 5. Guy leaves. This time Boudreaux asks the 5th customer to follow the guy to see where he goes.

A little while later, the 5th customer returns to the barber shop with a weird look on his face. Boudreaux asks, "well, where did that guy go?" 5th customer says, "Boudreaux, he went straight to your house!"



(...to bang Boudreaux's wife)
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7181 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:09 pm to
Retrieve his trash cans:



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74545 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Sit in their garages all day every day. Awkward when I’m trying to run, and they watch me.
I would imagine that you are awkward-looking Walt, a Man dressed up in Lululemon stretchwear garb going out to run, moobs all a jigglee, etc...
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Member since Feb 2019
593 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:22 pm to
There is a woman with several kids by different fathers, who clearly has mental issues on my street. Either her sister or her oldest child lives further down the streetin opposite direction. My house is in the middle of them.

I have witnessed them getting into knock down drag out fights in the street. When she goes off her meds she starts hanging with some rough necks. The man who she is with now- and who seems to be the latest baby daddy is a good dude. But not too long a go she was clearly doing some heavy drugs and the rough neck stole his work truck. So then the men fought in the street.

Thankfully I live in Jefferson Parish so when the cops are called about 6 show up and they take everyone to jail.

She now has a really cute little girl- probably about a year old now and is back on her meds so all is quite.

I also have a male neighbor who cuts his grass during the summer at night. Puts his little headlight thingy on his head around 9 p.m. and cuts his yard.

New neighbor is a nurse and she is dating a Mexican. They like to have their friends over and do karaoke in the back yard until about midnight. Its funny listening to Mexican's singing Miley Cyrus drunk as hell.

The rest of my street is very quite.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18178 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:25 pm to
They leave fast food trash and other assorted items in my trash can behind my garage. I don't have a camera behind my garage so I can't tell which one it is but if I do find out we will have some words. Believe me buddy there will be words...
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Thankfully I live in Jefferson Parish



Parish brochure reads:

Where the meds, baby daddies, and JP police all live happily ever after



Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

...he went inside and made his wife finish.

Did you watch?

I caught my neighbor watching me piss in the back yard once. I told him it's weird to watch other men piss. He doesn't watch any more.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24989 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Retrieve his trash cans:





is that an Amish hobbit?
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12295 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

cuts his grass during the summer at night.


Is that really the weird thing? I don't use a headlamp, my mower has lights on it, but I sure do cut my grass after the sun goes down in the summer. I didn't before we got an electric mower, its pretty quiet and lights up well enough to mow.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1885 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 2:43 pm to
Its weird to me but mine will literally call a handyman to tighten loose knobs and cabinet handles. He literally owns zero tools, not a single screwdriver, hammer, nada.

He seems to be a hetero dude because he has a wife and some offspring.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56691 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

How's your nephew?


He is in fantastic shape! No more doctor or specialist visits other than what is normal for a boy his age. Thanks for asking
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39140 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:04 pm to
I used to have a Cuban neighbor. He was a short small guy but had the gruffest voice. I’d hear him on his back porch talking on the phone and it always sounded like he was plotting some revolution or something sinister.
This post was edited on 2/18/22 at 3:55 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75175 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

One is a shade tree mechanic that has any tool i need,



I bet he doesn't have a 10mm deep socket.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122010 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

They don’t seem to have much in common, so it’s kind of weird.



They don't need to have much in common as long as he is is taking her to pound town..
Posted by McNeeseLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
604 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:34 pm to
My Vietnamese neighbor has never put his trash can out to the road for pickup. He owns a construction company so my only thought is he brings his trash to work dumpster.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

I bet he doesn't have a 10mm deep socket.


Everyone has one, but nobody can find them.
Posted by AnAmericanGirl
Member since Feb 2019
593 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Is that really the weird thing?


I think its weird to cut your grass at 10:00 p.m. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this, but yes, I think its strange.
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