Watching 1883 got me wondering

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Do you think the willingness for oral sex is directly proportional to the increase in frequency of baths now days?

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It's more directly proportional to the lower marriage rate now.

Bet that sounded pretty clever in your head huh?

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Do you think the willingness for oral sex is directly proportional to the increase in frequency of baths now days?

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Yes, but probably offset plus or minus some amount by birth control and/or less stigma of unmarried women having a kid.

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Do you think the willingness for oral sex is directly proportional to the increase in frequency of baths now days?

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Thanks for the spoiled alert.

With how much time those cowboys spent in the saddle they had to have awful hemorrhoids. Sucking each other off had to be way less painful regardless of hygiene.

I’m pretty sure the blonde chick would still taste like candy, trail ride be damnned

Well, there has been a rise in not shaving making a come back and some of these chicks are gonna have a serious realization that the only reason dudes love going down on a chick is cause they shave.

A bush makes that so freaking gross

There's a part in Lonesome Dove where Newt visits a whole named the Buffalo heifer. First thing she did was soap his dink off.

Never seen a girl so hot yet so fricking annoying when she talks

The narration almost ruins this show for me.