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Washing hands after using the bathroom
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:25 pm
is kinda useless if you use your phone while taking a shite. 
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Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:26 pm to yaboidarrell
George Carlin said he only washes when he shits on his hands, which happens - Tops - 3 or 4 times a week...maybe 5.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:26 pm to yaboidarrell
You shitting on your phone?
Before I wipe, the phone goes back in my pocket. I don’t touch it again until after my hands are washed.
Before I wipe, the phone goes back in my pocket. I don’t touch it again until after my hands are washed.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:27 pm to yaboidarrell
U wiping ur arse with ur phone?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:28 pm to yaboidarrell
quote:
Fecal matter can be found on 1 out of every 6 smartphones, according to a 2011 study done by researchers at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.
Probably closer to 4 in 6 today, because people are more trashy today.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:28 pm to yaboidarrell
Given the current situation, you should be washing your hands BEFORE and AFTER you use the bathroom.
First time is to protect yourself from getting goo on your junk.
Second time is to protect the rest of us from your nasty arse.
First time is to protect yourself from getting goo on your junk.
Second time is to protect the rest of us from your nasty arse.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:44 pm to yaboidarrell
What the hell are you doing with your phone while taking a shite?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 4:58 pm to yaboidarrell
I wash my hands before I use the bathroom. Idk where that bathroom's been
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:03 pm to yaboidarrell
You use your phone after wiping?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:09 pm to yaboidarrell
You been using that new toilet paper app on your phone?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:30 pm to Penrod
quote:
George Carlin said he only washes when he shits on his hands, which happens - Tops - 3 or 4 times
Well he's dead so...
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:33 pm to noonan
Taking turd pics ?????
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:36 pm to yaboidarrell
quote:
Washing hands after using the bathroom
Why wouldn't you wash your hands before you use the bathroom. Think on that.....
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:40 pm to oleyeller
quote:
U wiping ur arse with ur phone?
it's a new feature on Android phones
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:43 pm to yaboidarrell
you don’t wash your phone when you’re washing your hands?
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:44 pm to TulaneFan
I just put my phone in the microwave to kill any germs.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:45 pm to yaboidarrell
My penis does not have the Chinese virus.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:48 pm to noonan
I have been wiping my phone down with Lysol wipes 3-4 times per day.
Posted on 4/7/20 at 5:53 pm to yaboidarrell
The coronavirus made me start washing my hands after I piss
It might be a habit that I hold on to
It might be a habit that I hold on to
Posted on 4/7/20 at 6:25 pm to yaboidarrell
Hold your phone with your mouth while you wipe.
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