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Want to beat off the Corona virus? Simple. Just beat off.
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:44 pm
Turns out masturbation is good for your immune system.
quote:So there you have it. If you want immunity, have sex. And if you can't have sex, just masturbate your way to health and happiness!
Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level.
The surge in "feel-good" hormones also promotes a more relaxed and calm state of being, making it easier to achieve restful sleep, which is a critical part in maintaining a high-functioning immune system.
Just as bad habits can slow your immune system, positive habits (such as a healthy sleep schedule and active sex life) can help boost your immune system which can prevent you from becoming sick.
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Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:45 pm to HubbaBubba
I've been protecting my immune system all my life
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:46 pm to HubbaBubba
so when Owlfag gets his a-hole prolapsed, his boyfriend is only helping build his immune system?
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:49 pm to SuperSaint
Dam son
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:51 pm to HubbaBubba
My immune system is Operating Thetan Level VIII
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:51 pm to HubbaBubba
quote:all in
just masturbate your way to health and happiness
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:53 pm to HubbaBubba
Damn that explains why i never get sick 
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:53 pm to HubbaBubba
No wonder I never get sick
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:55 pm to HubbaBubba
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:57 pm to HubbaBubba
quote:
Want to beat off the Corona virus? Simple. Just beat off.
I’ll soon be getting the Corona. My testosterone is low, my wife just had surgery, plus she doesn’t like me to begin with and my arms are incredibly sore from exercising more so today than I ever have.
FML.
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:58 pm to Will Cover
quote:this post is Low T
I’ll soon be getting the Corona. My testosterone is low, my wife just had surgery, plus she doesn’t like me to begin with and my arms are incredibly sore from exercising more so today than I ever have.
FML.
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:58 pm to HubbaBubba
No wonder I never get sick
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:17 pm to HubbaBubba
wash your hand first. To be safe, wash both.
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:21 pm to HubbaBubba
This is why I hardly ever get sick! I’m married!
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:30 pm to HubbaBubba
Damn. I first read OxyContin.
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:54 pm to HubbaBubba
Explains why I haven’t been sick since the age of 13.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:30 am to LazloHollyfeld
Now that I think about it I haven't even caught a cold in about three years.
Posted on 3/9/20 at 12:35 am to HubbaBubba
I’m probably immortal at this point
Posted on 3/9/20 at 3:40 am to HubbaBubba
There was a post some months ago that i recall and some weirdo said he just never had rubbed one out or felt the need to?
He must be one of the constantly sick people
He must be one of the constantly sick people
Posted on 3/9/20 at 5:27 am to HubbaBubba
The last time I remember being sick was in the mid-1990s. So it’s either great for the immune system or horrible for memory.
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 5:31 am
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