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Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:28 am to Lazy But Talented
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have one in each of my 3 bathrooms. Everyone that visits ends up buying one.
$25 and takes 10-15 minutes max to install.
PROS: Can actually clean your nastyself and save tons of money on toilet paper
CONS: Makes it hard to use the restroom in other places that don’t have a bidet.
All facts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:34 am to PoppaD
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You learn real quick what position you have to be on the toilet seat to get a bullseye. If your off a little a quick shimmy side to side will get you back on target.
And to expand on the bullseye quote, you also know when you get the double bull by getting a bit of an enema treatment. Honestly over the years, I've perfected my aim for this as I kinda like the extra clean feeling inside and out.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:37 am to YatInTheHat
What make and model do all of you guys have?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:40 am to Tarps99
I checked online they are actually 20 dollars.
I updated the OP.
I updated the OP.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:59 am to Tarps99
Lol, until I opened and saw pic, I thought Bidets was some kind of Brandon pep squad. 
Posted on 12/12/21 at 12:03 pm to Tarps99
I won one in a white elephant game last Christmas. I use it sometimes, mainly if I take a nasty dump that used to require a shower. Now I just pop the poop shoot with water after I wipe.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:16 pm to Adam Banks
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How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?

Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:21 pm to djangochained
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Does your underwear absorb the wet spot or does it show through on your pants? Isn’t that why Europeans wear trench coats?
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You still got to dry your a-hole
I often wonder how some were able to navigate everyday life before the OT existed
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:37 pm to Tarps99
I tried be out in rhe store. Not bad.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:49 pm to Tarps99
If you're going to invest in one I wouldn't buy a cheap arse one from Walmart.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:51 pm to Tarps99
This thread convinced me to get one. Any particular recs?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:52 pm to Sterling Archer
Just get the one in the OP
Don’t need any special features. No warm water or anything else. Makes for more simple install
Don’t need any special features. No warm water or anything else. Makes for more simple install
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:57 pm to SuperSaint
The warm water is a nice bonus tho
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 1:57 pm to SuperSaint
During the summer, I'll use my hose in the backyard as a cajun bidet, pure bliss.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:00 pm to Mo Jeaux
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How do you know you got it all now?
I use tp first then finish her off with a baby wipe. If the baby wipe comes up clean im good.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:02 pm to Tarps99
I got one. Installed it myself. Best orgasm I’ve ever had.
Apparently you can use them to clean your arse too.
Apparently you can use them to clean your arse too.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:20 pm to Sterling Archer
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This thread convinced me to get one. Any particular recs?
I’m ready to purchase one as well. Lots to choose from on Amazon.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:45 pm to Tarps99
We have one.
Warning, do not test it without sitting on the toilet. You will end up with wet floors, walls and anything else in the way
Warning, do not test it without sitting on the toilet. You will end up with wet floors, walls and anything else in the way
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 2:48 pm
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