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re: Vasectomy today, drinking a few nerve beers before a bad idea?

Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:51 am to
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:51 am to
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Also, you should already have a way to get your wife's attention without having to open your mouth.


She's 8 months pregnant, that ain't happening.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6269 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:52 am to
My doctor put me under. I didn't even have an option of an office visit style procedure. They did the IV. I was talking to the nurse rolling me into the room, and woke up neutered.

Edit. I only took Tylenol once that weekend. Never needed the heavy stuff. Just frozen Peas.


Also, no don't drink beforehand. But make your wife bring you drinks if you aren't on the hard stuff afterwards.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 9:54 am
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:53 am to
Wear tight compression boxers after and keep everything on ice. I'm concerned that the doc didn't get you a valium.
Posted by OptionRight
Down da skreet
Member since Sep 2010
826 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:53 am to
I never had pain but getting used to the clips in there was a struggle...feels like your boys are on a short string when tea bagging....makes you a lil timid with marble handling by others...other than that, not an issue...10mg Valium...I didn’t listen to instructions as far as WHEN to take it...walking into office, I dropped the Valium...peak time was when they were actually prepping me...over in a couple minutes...
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17416 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:54 am to
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Seriously


Surgeon I went to orders a 10mg Valium and used local anesthetic for every vasectomy... it’s his protocol. Wants patients chilled and just laying there. Assumed it was something similar most places


My urologist called my insurance to see what options I had for the vasectomy. He told me they covered anesthestia 100%...easiest decision I ever made.

valium, aneshesia...bourbon afterward.... I was chill for the next 4 days. Very easy surgery
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48584 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:54 am to
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The impending fondle, cut, snip, burn, stitch has me a bit nervous. Drinking a beer beforehand a bad idea?



Dude they didn't give you a preemptive pain pill and valium?

They loaded me up good before my snip. My dad had to drive me to and from. I was giddy as a school girl.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75026 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:55 am to
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Real men only get the local and read the newspaper during the procedure.
Real men keep their system intact.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:56 am to
That was pretty much my experience. No valium(though he offered it) and just some slight discomfort. One side was more sensitive than the other and he had to shoot some more juice in there to deaden it, but that was about it.

The hot nurse was probably in her 50's, walked in with a huge syringe with like a 5" needle on it. My eyes got huge, and she just laughed and said she was just joking. Then she started prepping the area and said "don't worry, yours is just as big as everyone else's" and I died laughing. I loved her demeanor and sense of humor.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38248 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:56 am to
We are only a few weeks from March Madness opening week

Wtf are you thinking?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 9:58 am to
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We are only a few weeks from March Madness opening week

Wtf are you thinking?


Trying to get it in before our third is born. Can't have both of us down and out at the same time.
Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
6146 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:00 am to
I had a martini before and two after. Had several the next day while I iced the boys with frozen peas. Only needed one or two on day 2. Didn’t take one pain pill and didn’t need it even after the local wore off.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6506 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:01 am to
It’s not that bad. The key is afterwards make sure you keep ice on it do what the doctor says. No physical activity. Lay around and be lazy are suffer the consequences
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12280 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:02 am to
Don't drink before surgery
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48584 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:03 am to
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s. No physical activity. Lay around and be lazy are suffer the consequences


Pssh. I took 3 lortab 10s(over 6-8 hrs) and went get hammered drunk at the Bulldog in BR after mine in 2009.

This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 10:04 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37531 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:11 am to
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Be a man pussy


That’s what he’s doing
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6856 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:18 am to
Hit the peptides so the doc has a handle for leverage.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31777 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:21 am to
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How you gonna call someone a rookie when you're drinking rookie whiskey?


fricking EXACTLY what I was gonna say.
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1272 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:26 am to
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The shot is basically a pinch on your ball sack and the only pain I had during the actual procedure was when he was moving stuff around to get to the left vas, it felt like he was squeezing my ball a little but it was temporary.



When my doc did the right side it wasn't too bad, but the shot on the left, I felt that shite down in my foot. Pain left in like 2 seconds though. Overall, the procedure wasn't bad at all. Waiting to bust one was the worst part.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17416 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:37 am to
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Real men keep their system intact.



Why? I'm 42...done with kids

Why not go "Weapons Free" whenever I want?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18896 posts
Posted on 3/11/20 at 10:44 am to
Pussy DIY it
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