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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid

Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14022 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:27 pm to
this story just broke the OT trashiness meter
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 9:28 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:30 pm to

quote:

Luke Johnston
@lukefjohnston

Is the monkey vaccinated ? Could be serious.
quote:

dani
@dani_andjb

Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194644 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:31 pm to



I see nothing wrong with this
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

he left his wife and children for said stripper,


Btw, I'm pretty live and let live laissez faire but this alone would make him my very last option as a prospective employer and would only hire him if I had no other options.

This is scumbag behavior and pure degeneracy, so telling of what his worldview is and a possible indicator of how he would act on my workforce.
Posted by Boat Vol
Member since Sep 2021
1003 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:32 pm to
TU, you dumb bastard. Not UT.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133375 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !


Ugh. I can just hear the hoodrat oozing out of this text
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13463 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:33 pm to
Did he spank the monkey?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12014 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:34 pm to
Shake dat monkey
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149466 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
115948 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !
Did she snap her fingers and move her head while typing this?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149466 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:35 pm to
surprisingly more coherent than her other tweets about it
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 9:36 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149466 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

dani
@dani_andjb
A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32703 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:37 pm to
Those hips were made for child birth.

Again.

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194644 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:38 pm to
honestly, if i were driving on the freeway and looked over and saw a monkey in a strippers lap , driving .... frick

I would consider it the greatest day of my life
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:40 pm to
She’s totally blaming (on Twitter) the kid that was attacked. Man what a stupid broad.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133375 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:40 pm to
Hoodrat speak coming out of a chicks mouth immediately drops her 5 points
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:42 pm to
Does a digit in the anus work on monkeys?
Shock the Monkey, huh. Taze that sumbich
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33253 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

If your special teams coach doesn’t have a monkey and date a stripper do you really have a special teams coach?
Do players have keys to his house?

They would if it was going on at an SEC school.
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7570 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !


Both the monkey and the stupid whore should be taken out back and put down.
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