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arseinclarse
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Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
33027 posts

Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
JBE’s dad should have wrapped up properly



Huey Lewis
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BR
Member since Oct 2013
3658 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
Going to have to disagree with you there, chief.

Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.


oVo
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Member since Dec 2013
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re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks


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Kafka
USA Fan
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
113150 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Using Saran Wrap as a condom
are you supposed to use it for something else


GreenRockTiger
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2020
3276 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.


You are right about that!


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GRTiger
USA Fan
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
54830 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
Much like a mask, you pull out the saran wrap to put out a show of effort, but the intention is always to toss it aside at the first opportunity and hint of annoyance.

Or so I'm told.


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transcend
LSU Fan
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
2976 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
Please don't try this. We don't need anymore of you.


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Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
335 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
Pretty sure JBE is the first child conceived through anal sex.


blueboxer1119
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
2728 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
I have done this before because Im an idiot.

It did not work, but felt great.


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White Bear
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NWLA
Member since Jul 2014
7193 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.
birth control mask?


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Saintsisit
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2013
1964 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.


Funny shite


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HeadSlash
Army Fan
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
38414 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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child conceived through anal sex.


My deceased lawyer said that's where lawyers came from.


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texn
Member since Nov 2019
728 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Using Saran Wrap as a condom

are you supposed to use it for something else


If out of Saran Wrap, can I use aluminum foil?


TigahTeeth
LSU Fan
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
3424 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
I wish all the people wearing masks would wrap Saran Wrap around their face instead. Problem solved.


Saint Alfonzo
Syracuse Fan
Member since Jan 2019
9299 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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If out of Saran Wrap, can I use aluminum foil?


Only if you're banging Mrs. Potato Head.


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jfw3535
Bradley Fan
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
1149 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
Link?


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Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
2809 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Using Saran Wrap as a condom


That’s called a Susan Sarandom


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MONROE
LA-Monroe Fan
In the belly of the beast
Member since Sep 2015
932 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
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Problem solved.


Then who would sign your paychecks?


Hangit
LSU Fan
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
23838 posts

re: Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks
In the days of old, when knights were bold,
and rubbers weren't invented.

They wrapped their dicks in Handi-Wrap,
And babies were prevented.

It's science.


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50407Tiger
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