Using Saran Wrap as a condom is more effective than wearing masks

Going to have to disagree with you there, chief.

Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.

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Using Saran Wrap as a condom

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are you supposed to use it for something else

Much like a mask, you pull out the saran wrap to put out a show of effort, but the intention is always to toss it aside at the first opportunity and hint of annoyance.

Or so I'm told.

Pretty sure JBE is the first child conceived through anal sex.

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Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.

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birth control mask?

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Pretty sure men who wear masks have a 0% chance of impregnating a woman.

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Funny shite

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Using Saran Wrap as a condom

are you supposed to use it for something else

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If out of Saran Wrap, can I use aluminum foil?

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If out of Saran Wrap, can I use aluminum foil?

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Only if you're banging Mrs. Potato Head.

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Using Saran Wrap as a condom

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That’s called a Susan Sarandom

In the days of old, when knights were bold,
and rubbers weren't invented.

They wrapped their dicks in Handi-Wrap,
And babies were prevented.

It's science.