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re: Urinal in the men’s room
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:53 am to turnpiketiger
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:53 am to turnpiketiger
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Unzip and pull through the zipper
Can’t do this. I don’t have a tiny penis
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Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:53 am to TDsngumbo
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I let him pick it back up for me but only after he finishes too, that way he can use both hands.
Smart workaround
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:55 am to fr33manator
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Pull pants down completely and drop to ankles
I've actually seen someone do this in a public restroom
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:56 am to turnpiketiger
This thread makes me miss the waterfall wall with the little piss river in the tiger stadium bathrooms
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:08 am to turnpiketiger
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B. Unbuckle belt, unbutton jeans, unzip and pull it out
Old man style.
After they drop trou, they will inevitably:
1) Suck start a loogie, then spit it out.
2) Grunt trying to start a piss.
3) Take way to long to piss.
4) Grunt.
5) Shake it one too many times to consider it just shaking it off.
6) Rip a loud fart.
7) Grunt again.
8) Pull up pants and buckle belt.
9) Greet you when they turn around.
10) Walk out without washing hands.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:12 am to fr33manator
I used to work with a guy that would do this.
He would usually dress pretty nice too, dress slacks and button down.
Would drop his pants all the way to the ground and just chill in his tighty whities whilst pissing.
He would usually dress pretty nice too, dress slacks and button down.
Would drop his pants all the way to the ground and just chill in his tighty whities whilst pissing.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:14 am to CSB
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I put my foot up on the urinal and let my dong hang from the end of my pants leg.
Other than the foot part, this is how I piss at home when im wearing shorts. Just pull the shorts leg up some and piss.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:15 am to turnpiketiger
If I'm wearing my 501's, unbuckle belt, drop 3 buttons. If regular work khakis, just unzip & pull that dude out...
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:28 am to fr33manator
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Pull pants down completely and drop to ankles
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:30 am to Adajax
Love living rent free in your dumbass head.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:40 am to turnpiketiger
You are an odd bird for having to publicly ask this question most of us figured out on our own when we were children.
It does depend to some extent on the design of the pants or shorts the urinator is wearing but other than that it’s pretty-well intuitive.
When the Superdome first opened, they had the big round handwashing stations in the Loge sections’ men’s rooms.
They doubled as urinals on the quick. Very efficient but probably too intimate for some.
Here’s the urinal setup of a men’s room in a Czech McDonald’s:
It does depend to some extent on the design of the pants or shorts the urinator is wearing but other than that it’s pretty-well intuitive.
When the Superdome first opened, they had the big round handwashing stations in the Loge sections’ men’s rooms.
They doubled as urinals on the quick. Very efficient but probably too intimate for some.
Here’s the urinal setup of a men’s room in a Czech McDonald’s:
This post was edited on 5/12/25 at 10:45 am
Posted on 5/12/25 at 10:50 am to turnpiketiger
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:04 am to JackieTreehorn
What's up with these nasty bastards that put their free hand on the wall and lean in to it???
I'm not touching ANYTHING I don't have to in a public restroom.
Someone who does this, please explain.
I'm not touching ANYTHING I don't have to in a public restroom.
Someone who does this, please explain.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:06 am to turnpiketiger
Butters forever shows how it's done.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:15 am to Lonnie Utah
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Obligatory comment about taking a dump in the urinal...
Funny story. My son's elementary school had a problem with some kid taking dumps in the urinals. A serial turd dropper. It got so bad they had to place teachers in the bathrooms to try and figure out who was doing it. Turns out it was my son. I was torn between being mad at him for doing this or complimenting his ability to frick with the man at such an early age. In the end we made him work with the janitor after hours for a week cleaning up all the school bathrooms.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:26 am to Rex Feral
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Rex Feral
quote:Feral
Turns out it was my son.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:32 am to turnpiketiger
Aggie board
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:39 am to L1C4
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I'd just be happy if men could hit the urinal instead of the floor in front of it.
Trans or cis?
Makes a diffference.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:40 am to turnpiketiger
I prefer the toilet. Every time I try to shite in the urinal, my legs cramp too much.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:56 am to Powerman
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completely and drop to ankles
I've actually seen someone do this in a public restroom
My law school had urinals that were at floor level. One of the professors would always drop trou. When you do that, your pants absorb inevitable piss on the floor.
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