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Uptown Masterbator at Large
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:50 pm
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Tulane University Police Department
Uptown District
Content Warning: The following narrative references a Home Invasion and Lewd Conduct.
The purpose of this communication is to notify our community of an apparent pattern of incidents near the uptown campus.
DATE & TIME OF OCCURRENCE: April 14th, 1PM, and April 20th at 4:10 AM
LOCATION: 7500 Block of Freret and 800 Block of Broadway
REPORTED OFFENSE: Home Invasion / Lewd Conduct
Incident #1: On April 14th, at about 1PM the victim was exiting the shower in her off-campus residence, when she walked into the bedroom, she encountered the below described subject. There was a brief physical struggle, and she was able to force him out of her home.
Incident #2: On April 20th, a second reporting person was reviewing doorbell camera footage from the previous evening, and she observed that at 4:10 am the below described subject was masturbating in view of the camera.
The victim in incident #1 is acquainted with the reporting person from incident #2 and after reviewing footage from incident #2, the victim in incident #1 strongly believes that the perpetrator is the same for both incidents.
Both incidents are under investigation by TUPD.
SUSPECT’S DESCRIPTION:
Black Male, approximately 30-35 years old, 5’08-5’10 tall, skinny but muscular build, long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks, a tattoo on at least one forearm, wearing a matching black tee shirt with black shorts featuring pink & orange writing.
Black Male, thin build and unknown height with shoulder length brown dreadlocks, wearing white pants with pink splotches, gray tank top, blue boxers and bright yellow and black sneakers.
INVESTIGATION ONGOING
If you have any information about these crimes, call TUPD at 504-865-5381 or NOPD at 504-821-2222.
Incidents such as these increase the stress our community is currently facing. Any Tulane student who needs to speak to someone is encouraged to reach out to the Tulane Counseling Center. Employees who wish to speak to someone can access the Employee Assistance Program.
No idea how the guy got into the first persons house unless she just leaves the front door totally unlocked. Weird that unless he was just going door to door jiggling handles that he would find an open house WITH a woman who was currently showering.
This post was edited on 4/23/21 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:52 pm to jlovel7
No one has heard from TulaneLSU in a while....
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to jlovel7
SUSPECT’S DESCRIPTION:
Black Male
shocked they wrote that.
Black Male
shocked they wrote that.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to jlovel7
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subject was masturbating in view of the camera.
quote:
4:10 am
lol
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to jlovel7
I'm shocked by the suspects description.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:58 pm to jlovel7
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long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks
That could be anybody!
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:05 pm to jlovel7
Despite all the woke bullshite in the beginning and end of this, the actual description will probably result in an arrest. I wonder what got into TPD to actually describe the guy?
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:07 pm to jlovel7
skillet may have come clean on this one.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:17 pm to paperwasp
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That could be anybody!
not me
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:19 pm to SEClint
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subject was masturbating in view of the camera.
Let’s face it, it’s nearly impossible to jack off these days when not in view of some camera somewhere.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:26 pm to Vote4MikeAck504
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I'm shocked by the suspects description.
You and me both. It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:39 pm to jlovel7
SuperSaint must’ve recently been released from jail.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:52 pm to jlovel7
quote:
Content Warning: The following narrative references a Home Invasion and Lewd Conduct.
Oh for frick's sake....
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:54 pm to Vidic
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You and me both. It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this
You’re joking right?
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:58 pm to jlovel7
They shouldve added:
just to frick with the guy
quote:
Black Male, approximately 30-35 years old, 5’08-5’10 tall, skinny but muscular build, long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks, a tattoo on at least one forearm, wearing a matching black tee shirt with black shorts featuring pink & orange writing.
Black Male, thin build and unknown height with shoulder length brown dreadlocks, wearing white pants with pink splotches, gray tank top, blue boxers, bright yellow and black sneakers, and a comically tiny penis
just to frick with the guy
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:04 pm to jlovel7
I didn’t know I couldn’t do that
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:06 pm to Vidic
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It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this.
You're just wrong on that one. Hell, this isn't the only public masturbation case Tulane is dealing with right now. Look up Taivon Aples. Spoiler alert......he ain't white, either.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:23 pm to jlovel7
My buddy works for TUPD. He said they are taking this very seriously and have all hands on dick.
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