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Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:50 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21308 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:50 pm
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Tulane University Police Department

Uptown District

Content Warning: The following narrative references a Home Invasion and Lewd Conduct.

The purpose of this communication is to notify our community of an apparent pattern of incidents near the uptown campus.


DATE & TIME OF OCCURRENCE: April 14th, 1PM, and April 20th at 4:10 AM

LOCATION: 7500 Block of Freret and 800 Block of Broadway

REPORTED OFFENSE: Home Invasion / Lewd Conduct

Incident #1: On April 14th, at about 1PM the victim was exiting the shower in her off-campus residence, when she walked into the bedroom, she encountered the below described subject. There was a brief physical struggle, and she was able to force him out of her home.

Incident #2: On April 20th, a second reporting person was reviewing doorbell camera footage from the previous evening, and she observed that at 4:10 am the below described subject was masturbating in view of the camera.


The victim in incident #1 is acquainted with the reporting person from incident #2 and after reviewing footage from incident #2, the victim in incident #1 strongly believes that the perpetrator is the same for both incidents.

Both incidents are under investigation by TUPD.

SUSPECT’S DESCRIPTION:

Black Male, approximately 30-35 years old, 5’08-5’10 tall, skinny but muscular build, long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks, a tattoo on at least one forearm, wearing a matching black tee shirt with black shorts featuring pink & orange writing.
Black Male, thin build and unknown height with shoulder length brown dreadlocks, wearing white pants with pink splotches, gray tank top, blue boxers and bright yellow and black sneakers.

INVESTIGATION ONGOING

If you have any information about these crimes, call TUPD at 504-865-5381 or NOPD at 504-821-2222.

Incidents such as these increase the stress our community is currently facing. Any Tulane student who needs to speak to someone is encouraged to reach out to the Tulane Counseling Center. Employees who wish to speak to someone can access the Employee Assistance Program.


No idea how the guy got into the first persons house unless she just leaves the front door totally unlocked. Weird that unless he was just going door to door jiggling handles that he would find an open house WITH a woman who was currently showering.
This post was edited on 4/23/21 at 1:52 pm
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32790 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:52 pm to
No one has heard from TulaneLSU in a while....
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25623 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by azcatiger
somewhere
Member since Mar 2011
4481 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to
SUSPECT’S DESCRIPTION:

Black Male

shocked they wrote that.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to
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subject was masturbating in view of the camera.
quote:

4:10 am


lol
Posted by Vote4MikeAck504
Go Cocks!
Member since Mar 2019
3098 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:56 pm to
I'm shocked by the suspects description.
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23107 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks

That could be anybody!
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:05 pm to
Despite all the woke bullshite in the beginning and end of this, the actual description will probably result in an arrest. I wonder what got into TPD to actually describe the guy?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:07 pm to
skillet may have come clean on this one.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10193 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

That could be anybody!


not me
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2076 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

subject was masturbating in view of the camera.

Let’s face it, it’s nearly impossible to jack off these days when not in view of some camera somewhere.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9127 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

I'm shocked by the suspects description.



You and me both. It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:39 pm to
SuperSaint must’ve recently been released from jail.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53923 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Content Warning: The following narrative references a Home Invasion and Lewd Conduct.

Oh for frick's sake....
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41500 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

You and me both. It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this


You’re joking right?
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:58 pm to
They shouldve added:

quote:

Black Male, approximately 30-35 years old, 5’08-5’10 tall, skinny but muscular build, long black dreadlocks with two bleach blonde front dreadlocks, a tattoo on at least one forearm, wearing a matching black tee shirt with black shorts featuring pink & orange writing.
Black Male, thin build and unknown height with shoulder length brown dreadlocks, wearing white pants with pink splotches, gray tank top, blue boxers, bright yellow and black sneakers, and a comically tiny penis


just to frick with the guy
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20101 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:04 pm to
I didn’t know I couldn’t do that
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53923 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

It’s usually weird arse white people doing shite like this.

You're just wrong on that one. Hell, this isn't the only public masturbation case Tulane is dealing with right now. Look up Taivon Aples. Spoiler alert......he ain't white, either.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:23 pm to
My buddy works for TUPD. He said they are taking this very seriously and have all hands on dick.
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