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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777

Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:39 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:39 am
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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777



Link to Babylon Bee



United Airlines announced the arrival of their new, environmentally friendly single-engine Boeing 777 at a press conference Tuesday. This comes after a successful test flight on Saturday at Denver International.

United said the new airliner, dubbed the "777 Eco," will be twice as energy efficient, due to having 50% fewer engines. In addition to lower carbon emissions, the plane will also provide a much quieter ride for passengers seated on the right side of the cabin.

“Turns out you really only need one engine to fly these puppies,” said a United spokesperson. “After a short test flight around Denver and an exciting fireworks show, we are proud to announce the brand-new Boeing 777 Eco!"


Full article at the link above.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75209 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:40 am to
Looks like I won’t be getting on one of those anytime soon.

I haven’t flown commercial in decades.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:40 am to
Good stuff!
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53805 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to
The Bee consistently rips progressives a new a-hole.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to
Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68311 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to
theu should have put some windmills on top of it
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to
Okay, that's funny right there.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to
quote:

I haven’t flown commercial in decades.



Neither have I, but my private jet is a 777.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68311 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to
quote:

they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD




is it burning you up seeing that?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15804 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:43 am to
Planes need 2 engines
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:43 am to
this can't be real... can it?
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
16433 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to
quote:

is it burning you up seeing that?


I'm fuming
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30109 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to
The rudder trim is going to bee significant*.






*SWIDT?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8650 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to
Bravo!

Your thread title suckered me in like a bass going after a mayfly.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12427 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD


Fark in Joe Biden’s face, he can fix anything.
Posted by thegodfajha
Shreveport, LA
Member since Feb 2007
314 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:49 am to
Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice



They can use it to charge the batteries that power the interior lighting.

HYBRID BOEING.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Planes need 2 engines



LINK
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 10:07 am to
quote:

777Tiger

Yeah, well, what the hell would you know about it, chief?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17166 posts
Posted on 2/24/21 at 10:07 am to
777 NASCAR Edition.

1 engine on wings making them turn left only.
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