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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:39 am
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:39 am
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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Link to Babylon Bee
United Airlines announced the arrival of their new, environmentally friendly single-engine Boeing 777 at a press conference Tuesday. This comes after a successful test flight on Saturday at Denver International.
United said the new airliner, dubbed the "777 Eco," will be twice as energy efficient, due to having 50% fewer engines. In addition to lower carbon emissions, the plane will also provide a much quieter ride for passengers seated on the right side of the cabin.
“Turns out you really only need one engine to fly these puppies,” said a United spokesperson. “After a short test flight around Denver and an exciting fireworks show, we are proud to announce the brand-new Boeing 777 Eco!"
Full article at the link above.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:40 am to goofball
Looks like I won’t be getting on one of those anytime soon.
I haven’t flown commercial in decades.
I haven’t flown commercial in decades.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to goofball
The Bee consistently rips progressives a new a-hole.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to goofball
Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:41 am to goofball
theu should have put some windmills on top of it
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to goofball
Okay, that's funny right there.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to Paul Allen
quote:
I haven’t flown commercial in decades.
Neither have I, but my private jet is a 777.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:42 am to Hazelnut
quote:
they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD
is it burning you up seeing that?
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:43 am to goofball
this can't be real... can it?
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to ksayetiger
quote:
is it burning you up seeing that?
I'm fuming
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to ksayetiger
The rudder trim is going to bee significant*.
*SWIDT?
*SWIDT?
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:44 am to goofball
Bravo!
Your thread title suckered me in like a bass going after a mayfly.
Your thread title suckered me in like a bass going after a mayfly.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:46 am to Hazelnut
quote:
Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD
Fark in Joe Biden’s face, he can fix anything.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:49 am to ksayetiger
Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:50 am to thegodfajha
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Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice
They can use it to charge the batteries that power the interior lighting.
HYBRID BOEING.
Posted on 2/24/21 at 9:53 am to 225Tyga
Posted on 2/24/21 at 10:07 am to 777Tiger
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777Tiger
Yeah, well, what the hell would you know about it, chief?
Posted on 2/24/21 at 10:07 am to goofball
777 NASCAR Edition.
1 engine on wings making them turn left only.
1 engine on wings making them turn left only.
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