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goofball
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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
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United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777

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United Airlines announced the arrival of their new, environmentally friendly single-engine Boeing 777 at a press conference Tuesday. This comes after a successful test flight on Saturday at Denver International.

United said the new airliner, dubbed the "777 Eco," will be twice as energy efficient, due to having 50% fewer engines. In addition to lower carbon emissions, the plane will also provide a much quieter ride for passengers seated on the right side of the cabin.

“Turns out you really only need one engine to fly these puppies,” said a United spokesperson. “After a short test flight around Denver and an exciting fireworks show, we are proud to announce the brand-new Boeing 777 Eco!"


Full article at the link above.


Paul Allen
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Looks like I won’t be getting on one of those anytime soon.

I haven’t flown commercial in decades.


LSURussian
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Good stuff!


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High C
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
The Bee consistently rips progressives a new a-hole.


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Hazelnut
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD


ksayetiger
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
theu should have put some windmills on top of it


TigerstuckinMS
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Okay, that's funny right there.


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goofball
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
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I haven’t flown commercial in decades.



Neither have I, but my private jet is a 777.


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ksayetiger
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they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD




is it burning you up seeing that?


225Tyga
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Planes need 2 engines


MorbidTheClown
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
this can't be real... can it?


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Hazelnut
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
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is it burning you up seeing that?


I'm fuming


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SoFla Tideroller
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
The rudder trim is going to bee significant*.






*SWIDT?


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real turf fan
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Bravo!

Your thread title suckered me in like a bass going after a mayfly.


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LSUtoBOOT
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
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Can they put a fake engine on the other side? because this is bothering my OCD


Fark in Joe Biden’s face, he can fix anything.


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thegodfajha
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice


goofball
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Just a windmill where the other engine should be would suffice



They can use it to charge the batteries that power the interior lighting.

HYBRID BOEING.


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777Tiger
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Planes need 2 engines



LINK


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777Tiger

Yeah, well, what the hell would you know about it, chief?


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Sidicous
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re: United Airlines Unveils New Environmentally Friendly Single-Engine Boeing 777
777 NASCAR Edition.

1 engine on wings making them turn left only.


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