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re: Two 10-year-old boys handcuffed and booked after playing with toy gun outside

Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:18 am to
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13847 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:18 am to
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Only if the traffic was composed of fricking morons.



The only moron was the one that stopped. All of the other drivers realized they were toys and went on about their day. Not this fricking pussy.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:27 am to
I don't know how many times, I've been driving, and a kid comes running across the yard with his popgun and takes a shot at me. Puts a big smile on my face every time.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18377 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:37 am to
Id be doing life if i got arrested for playing with toy guns when i was a kid. Damn shame how pussified we are getting these days
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19806 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:37 am to
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“He slammed his breaks and started reversing as fast as he could,” Gavin said. “He came up and started getting very heated and was very mad. I was at the time, very scared.” The man called the police.


So this man who was scared for his life because of these orange nerf guns, was so fearful that he slammed on the breaks, put it in reverse and went up and started yelling at 10 year olds.

If anyone should have been arrested it is the man in the car.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:43 am to
The best ones are when they run up by a tree, and get down on a knee.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:54 am to
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The fact you think an orange nerf bow looks like a real firearm is not surprising.


There's a reason he wears a helmet while driving his van.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17854 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:55 am to
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All I see is something aimed at my car

So you slam on the brakes, throw it in reverse, and chase them down?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:58 am to
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I'm running 60 mph. I'm watching the road not some stupid little heathen. All I see is something aimed at my car. What is it? Nerf, paintball, rock???


So you slam on the brakes to yell at a gun wielding midget?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 10:59 am to
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I'm running 60 mph. I'm watching the road not some stupid little heathen. All I see is something aimed at my car. What is it? Nerf, paintball, rock???

Too bad the guy didn't instinctively swerve towards them.


You're a piece of shite and I hope you break both thumbs today.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:00 am to
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So you slam on the brakes, throw it in reverse, and chase them down?


Yeah.. That guy has a gun, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:02 am to
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Like my dad used to say about driving "its not you I don't trust, its other people I don't trust".



Other quotes were “I sure hope your hand controls work because you sure as frick can’t hit the brakes.”
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:08 am to
If I was the dad of one of the kids, I would of hunt that MF down and kicked his arse. That SOB needs it very bad.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:39 am to
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So you slam on the brakes, throw it in reverse, and chase them down?

Nah....I return fire.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:42 am to
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You're a piece of shite and I hope you break both thumbs today.

Go change your tampon, little girl. Your pussy is overflowing.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:44 am to
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Nah....I return fire


You a city cop?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46710 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:45 am to
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Go change your tampon, little girl. Your pussy is overflowing.


Says the guy who is triggered by a kid with a pop gun.

Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:46 am to
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You a city cop?

No, I can't live on 25000 a year.
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 11:50 am
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 11:49 am to
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Says the guy who is triggered by a kid with a pop gun.

I'm not triggered by anything. I just don't have any sympathy for the little bastards.

You're the one who has sand in your vagina over the fact they got in trouble.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:03 pm to
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No, I can't live on 25000 a year.


Your handbag and shoe budget is probably half that, right?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:05 pm to
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Nah....I return fire.


We're all impressed that you claim you would shoot 2 unarmed 10 year olds.
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