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re: Twice now I've been sold by a retarded entrepreneur
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:53 pm to crimsonsaint
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:53 pm to crimsonsaint
When I made the deal I didn't know for sure that he was retarded. I thought perhaps he's autistic or simply has a speech impediment. It was only after the deal was made that the neighbor told me that he thought the kid was "slow". Take that for what it's worth.
It's not like he's full blown retarded. At the very least he's Forrest Gump. Or he might be simply autistic. Or perhaps he has a speech issue and is otherwise normal.
I'm only going off of hearsay and observation.
It's not like he's full blown retarded. At the very least he's Forrest Gump. Or he might be simply autistic. Or perhaps he has a speech issue and is otherwise normal.
I'm only going off of hearsay and observation.
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 3:59 pm
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:57 pm to mizzoukills
I'm so proud of you, OP
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:08 pm to mizzoukills
Good stuff.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:14 pm to mizzoukills
I thought it was pretty good
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:20 pm to mizzoukills
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For a subtle retard, I'm very pleased by his work ethic and sales skills. Color me shocked.
Well you're both on the same level and he senses it also. Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:22 pm to RummelTiger
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Good stuff.
For all the people bashing me, I wonder what they would do in the same situation having never met the kid before that day.
Would their conversation go like this:
Kid: "I'll mow your yard for $28 per time."
You: "No. That's too cheap, son. I suspect you may be retarded and selling yourself short, so how 'bout we settle on $40 per time? Deal?"
What these people seem to forget is that I wasn't willing to pay anyone to mow my yard. I want to be in control of my own yard. The fact that I even allowed myself to be sold by this kid is incredible and more a compliment to him than an insult.
This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:22 pm to mizzoukills
I hope this is true because its funny... but I got him down to $16
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:24 pm to Topwater Trout
Oh it's true. This would be an incredibly random story for me to just make up out of thin air.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:27 pm to mizzoukills
Your wife is paying him in other ways...
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:29 pm to mizzoukills
The kid just started another thread where he talks about the retarded home owner who intentionally pays him $20 per cut and unintentionally pays him $40 in siphoned gas each time.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 4:29 pm to wickowick
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Your wife is paying him in other ways...
I bet you worked hard to reach your most creative depths to craft that incredible response!
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:29 pm to mizzoukills
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bet you worked hard to reach your most creative depths to craft that incredible response!
I'll tell you who else is working hard to reach incredible depths... Rain man and your old lady.
He's been taking his hammertime knuckles and awkwardly open mouth and giving your wife the five finger salute.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:34 pm to GRTiger
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Read it, laughed, and agree with your assessment of the kid.
How ironic that this is the least retarded thread you've made.
What a great response.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:36 pm to mizzoukills
I laughed 
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:36 pm to mizzoukills
You are a serious piece of shite. I'd love to curb stomp you. You count.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:38 pm to TomballTiger
Nah Baw. Don't get mad at him.
He wins when you get mad.
He wins when you get mad.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:43 pm to BRgetthenet
You are right. As a parent of a first born son with autism I take joy in knowing that the"retard" actually conned OP three times when he plowed OP's wife. Am I doing it right? Lol
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:45 pm to mizzoukills
quote:This is the most retarded part of the entire post.
The day we closed on the house, we met the previous owners at the house for some wine and cheese. He wanted to discuss things like the sprinkler system, router control room, and the two separate air systems. Normal stuff.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 10:45 pm to TomballTiger
Expect con number 4 when she's pregnant by the yard boy and you pay.
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