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re: Twice now I've been sold by a retarded entrepreneur
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:25 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:25 pm to mizzoukills
Good story..it shows that even people with mental handicaps can contribute to society even though there are so many government leaches out there who are capable to work but choose not to.
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:25 pm to mizzoukills
What that heck did I just read?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:26 pm to mizzoukills
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It might tug at your heartstrings
Ughhh, yeah, comments like this get me every time...
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For a subtle retard, I'm very pleased by his work ethic and sales skills. Color me shocked.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:27 pm to mizzoukills
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For a subtle retard, I'm very pleased by his work ethic and sales skills. Color me shocked.
i was about to applaud you then you had to go and call him a retard
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:28 pm to mizzoukills
What kind of bonus are you going to give him for the end of summer?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:28 pm to mizzoukills
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sprinkler system and the two air units
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Dream home
Don't reach too high
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:28 pm to mizzoukills
Decent story.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:30 pm to TigerFanatic99
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I would remember him around Christmas time when you tip the rest of your service providers. Toss him a cool fifty dollar bill and call it a day. I understand the idea of wanting control of your yard, but it's hard to find kids like him these days. Take advantage of his availability, and reward him for the effort and competence.
Exactly. I could probably mow my yard with a bit more attention to detail, but he's reliable, does a good job, and always pays attention to the weather (even more than I do). Not to mention that I admire him for his sales prowess and he's a good hardworking kid.
He's certainly going to receive a Christmas bonus.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:32 pm to X123F45
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You post like I golf. Brilliance offset by utter and complete shittiness.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:33 pm to mizzoukills
I need this kid to come work for me. He's a closer!
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:34 pm to mizzoukills
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The day we closed on the house, we met the previous owners at the house for some wine and cheese. He wanted to discuss things like the sprinkler system and the two air units. Normal stuff.
I remember when I popped my house selling cherry. Turned out the new owners were assholes.
Screw that pass-on shite.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:37 pm to Meauxjeaux
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I remember when I popped my house selling cherry. Turned out the new owners were assholes. Screw that pass-on shite.
What happened?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:38 pm to mizzoukills
Good story. Drop him a $50 in a Christmas card.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:39 pm to mizzoukills
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It might tug at your heartstrings if you simply took 35 seconds out of your day to read a few words.
You being an a-hole by taking advantage of a "slow" kid is gonna tug at heartstrings? Get real. Pay the kid what it's worth.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:40 pm to crimsonsaint
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You being an a-hole by taking advantage of a "slow" kid is gonna tug at heartstrings? Get real. Pay the kid what it's worth.
Okay, badass. What is it worth?
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:44 pm to Bard
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At the end of the season you should thank him by getting him a hooker.
I figure Corky is already banging the wife for $20, the yard mowing is just a front.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:44 pm to mizzoukills
personally, i liked to mow my own yard, when i had one. Mow, weedeat and blow. But for $20, even a cheap bastard like me would be hard pressed to say no.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:45 pm to mizzoukills
$20 is literally about 1/2 price of a normal lawn service for a normal size lawn. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:46 pm to mizzoukills
I wish I had enough money to give kids. I'm broke with tall grass 
Posted on 10/1/15 at 3:48 pm to mizzoukills
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Okay, badass. What is it worth?
Obviously you think it's a lot more than what you're paying. Congrats on getting over on a retarded kid.
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In a split second several thoughts crossed my mind, the first being his offer is damn cheap! The second thought being is this kid autistic or mentally challenged?
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