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re: Twerking bride in a thong gives groom a lap dance at wedding

Posted on 12/14/21 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39153 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 6:43 pm to
What the hell
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89020 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 6:44 pm to
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This is actually less trashy than a money dance.


While they’re both trashy, there are multiple degrees of trashiness between the two. And I’m sorry, but this one easily ranks lower.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60918 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 7:04 pm to
Alternative OP subject: “how bride announces she is pregnant by a John at her own wedding”
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32879 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

libertarians are partially responsible for this becoming mainstream


Please expound
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25839 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 7:30 pm to
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Twerking the night away in celebration of her nuptials, a Florida bride is going viral for wearing a completely backless dress, apron style, with only a matching shimmery thong covering her, and gifting her groom with a sexy lap dance in front of guests at their wedding reception.
I’m sure her daddy was so proud walking his baby girl down the aisle with her arse sticking out of a backless dress
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11967 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 9:44 pm to
Proud parents???????
Posted by Gadzooks
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2020
341 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

libertarians are partially responsible for this becoming mainstream



You're damn right we are. Hell, give us full credit, not just partial credit.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71121 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2409 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

Alternative headline: Florida Man catches herpes from stripper wife


Fixed it.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 11:20 pm to
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Things haven't changed much in 10,000 years.



You could probably go further back.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6344 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 5:19 am to
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libertarians are partially responsible for this becoming mainstream
Are you so MAGA that you can't appreciate your fat sister's arse?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39251 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 7:00 am to
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This is actually less trashy than a money dance.

Money dance is tacky AF but not really trashy.

And even if it was trashy, it’s not in same galaxy as this disgusting trash bag shite.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 7:34 am to
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I’m sure her daddy was so proud walking his baby girl down the aisle with her arse sticking out of a backless dress


And even prouder when she started dancing like a stripper. So proud
This post was edited on 12/15/21 at 7:44 am
Posted by nealnan
Nw Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
144 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 5:14 pm to
Pastor: "if anyone knows may reason why this couple should not be joined together in marriage, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace..."
"... don't do it, Raynard!"
"... she a hoe!"
"... when she twerk, dead things fall out her
coochie!"
"... She has no idea of the nuanced similarities of
Dadaism and the Bauhaus movements,and their
affects on neoclassism!"
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
54788 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

libertarians are partially responsible for this becoming mainstream


Because 1 time on Snapchat = mainstream
Posted by Antioch
Anytown, USA
Member since Nov 2021
1449 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 6:26 pm to
I'm in love with a Stripper
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
9050 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 8:01 pm to
Sancho will be piping that inside 2 weeks
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50981 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 8:29 pm to
But why?! And that would make me super uncomfortable if that happened at a wedding I went to.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19420 posts
Posted on 12/15/21 at 8:31 pm to
Destined for white picket fence in burbs
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