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Turtle versus Alligator
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:35 pm
Turtle found itself in a bit of a bind
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Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:36 pm to RickAstley
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:39 pm to RickAstley
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Just from skimming the comments, life's pretty rough out there for turtles around gators. Probably NSFW
I have a dumbass friend that eats shrimp without peeling them either.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:40 pm to RickAstley
I prefer eating fried alligator, but have enjoyed some good turtle soups.
Just my input on this Turtle vs Alligator debate.
Just my input on this Turtle vs Alligator debate.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:04 pm to RickAstley
Gator jaws are incredibly terrifying.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:07 pm to RickAstley
Gator just trying to eat some cooter.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:39 pm to RickAstley
Come here little turtle get in my sauce piquant!
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:40 pm to RickAstley
Imagine digesting a turtle shell or hell, having a shattered one in your belly
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:05 pm to RickAstley
Polish Turtle, German Alligator.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:53 pm to RickAstley
Wow…I hope the little guy was able to pull through.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:22 pm to CocomoLSU
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Gator jaws are incredibly terrifying
Now imagine crocodile jaws.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 2:21 am to Tusksup
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Now imagine crocodile jaws.
Gator jaws are up there with several croc species in jaw strength. I think only the Nile, saltwater and mugger crocs are stronger. Get a 60 year old male gator that's 12-13 foot, and it's even closer.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:21 am to Reservoir dawg
Salties, nile, orinoco, american, and mugger are all much heavier per given length than an alligator.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:31 am to RickAstley
That turtle hopping away would make a pretty good "nope, nope, nope" or "out" gif.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:37 am to RickAstley
The speed and agility of that gator was only surpassed by the athleticism of that turtle speed-hopping away.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:38 am to RickAstley
Popping that shell is like cracking open a beer for the gator.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:49 am to Relham10
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Imagine digesting a turtle shell or hell, having a shattered one in your belly
Gators and Crocs have the strongest digestive systems on the planet. I saw a video of some antelope crossing a river in Africa and the crocs grabbed a big male and started fighting over it. One of the crocs ripped the head off and swallowed it whole, big antlers included.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 12:10 pm to RickAstley
How does one say "Bitch, you can try," in turtle?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 12:20 pm to Mud_Bone
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I have a dumbass friend that eats shrimp without peeling them either.
My stepson eats shrimp like this. I just don’t understand
Posted on 3/9/23 at 12:57 pm to RickAstley
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Turtle found itself in a bit of a bind
Would have been funny if it had been a snapping turtle and it latched onto the gators tongue.
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