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re: Turkey sucks

Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:15 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:15 pm to
Also, there was no turkey at the first Thanksgiving.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2184 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:16 pm to
It’s fried turkey or oven roasted whole chicken for now on .... it’s not even close
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14845 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:16 pm to
I ate some by choice and it sucked. Just like last year and the year before.

You lying asses know that if your wives came home with a 30lb butterball in August that you’d hit the local buffet on the way home.

If it was so cheap and good, people would cook them all the time, but no one does.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

I ate some by choice and it sucked. Just like last year and the year before.


Maybe you or your wife just can't cook.

quote:

You lying asses know that if your wives came home with a 30lb butterball in August that you’d hit the local buffet on the way home.


Only fatasses like you eat at buffets. Turkey is available at every grocery store all year long. Why would they stock it if people didn't eat it?

quote:

If it was so cheap and good, people would cook them all the time, but no one does.


Except they do, just your fatass doesn't.
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1039 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:20 pm to
True. I eat that cajun turkey from groceries.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131321 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:20 pm to
I ate a whole turducken on May 3rd.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14845 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:22 pm to
I’ll fold your fat arse like a lawn chair
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9637 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:22 pm to
We had a smoked turkey and it was fricking phenomenal
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1039 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:28 pm to
Used to eat those turkey loafs with mash potatoes too.
This post was edited on 11/22/18 at 6:30 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97619 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:28 pm to
I always said if turkey was good we’d cook it all year
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:30 pm to
Fried turkey is amazing
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:30 pm to
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olgoi khorkhoi



Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97619 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:32 pm to
I ate at Ruth Chris today. It was better than any turkey I’ve ever had.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

I always said if turkey was good we’d cook it all year


It's kind of a pain in the arse to cook a 12-15 pound bird. More to do with convenience than taste.

I cook ground turkey all the time
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:34 pm to
Well duh lol. I’m not a fan or turkey unless it’s fried.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

I always said if turkey was good we’d cook it all year

I do. Just not a whole bird.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35289 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:52 pm to
I agree. Turkey sucks arse. Ham, beef and chicken are all far superior
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:55 pm to
I prefer some of those as well but to say it outright sucks?

Nah
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35289 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 6:58 pm to
It's dry as hell. It's low on flavor. There are several superior alternatives. It sucks.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

I ate at Ruth Chris today


I cooked their sweet potato casserole today. I really hope you ordered some. Shits amazing. It's pure diabetes, but it's amazing.
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