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TulaneLSU's Christmas Pilgrimage IX: Top 10 Decorations Williams Sonoma

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If you’ve not read the diary of Thomas Robbins, a Congregationalist minister in early 1800s Connecticut, I commend it to your reading list. In it you see how one man’s observation of Christtmas reflected the burgeoning Protestant Christmas celebrations in America. What early on was a day of fasting became by the 1820s a community celebration in Hartford, as even the Calvinist churches began to celebrate the day. In New York, the celebration had spread from just one mention of “Christmas” in the paper in 1815 to a week long festival by 1819. Philadelphia and Boston, likewise, has similar explosions of the day’s celebrations during that time.

These were some of the great times for the American middle class, as sobriety, refinement, virtuous living, and well-ordered social structures became virtues and attainable, worthwhile goals, especially in New England. In a time when our middle class has so rapidly discarded piety and discipline and accepted living for the selfish now rather than for future generations, it is high time we might look for clues at how to rediscover virtue, as it underpins the strong pillars of a healthy society. Today’s middle class American wanton values have blazed a dangerous trail, as we now congratulate children out of wedlock, drunkenness, gambling, and for some, drug use. Even those who might consider themselves good still spend hours before the TV watching sports which glorify violence and the objectification of the human body. The American middle class of 200 years ago, on the other hand, encouraged sound morality and religion, piety and purpose.

America was becoming in the early 19th century a more pluralistic Christian nation, and no one single denomination dominated any state. The nation needed a pseudo-national religion, a common identity and common celebrations. Christmas was becoming the national pseudo-religious holiday. Even in Puritan strongholds this was the case. In these places, there was a push to ensure that Christmas was seen as a religious day, as Congregationalists feared the debauched, secular celebrations with heavy drinking and gun shooting common amongst the lower class. Congregationalist philosopher Horace Bushnell wrote, “Otherwise so beautiful and appropriate, taken as a Christian commemoration of the greatest fact of the world’s history, has been so commonly associated with traditional loseness and excess.”

No one example better exemplifies this debauched celebration of the new national holiday than the Eggnog Riot at West Point, Christmas of 1826. There 70 cadets participated in smuggling gallons of whiskey and rum for a party that would make Silenus blush. The degenerates included Jefferson Davis, two future Confederate generals and a Supreme Court Justice. Middle class Americans repudiated any alcohol involvement with Christmas, and some have suggested the rise of the Temperance Movement began at this time, as many hoped a sober America would usher in the millennium.

The birth of the national Christmas celebration began with a riotous bang, but it would not last long. Soon, an orderly, congenial, Hallmark-like Christmas filled with non-alcoholic eggnog, green garlands, ice skating, and Santa Claus would find its place in the American life. More on that next time.

INTERLUDE

Williams Sonoma is a fancy cooking store. Whenever someone’s wedding registry limits my choices to purchases at Williams Sonoma, I roll my eyes. Almost without exception such people are getting married in a plantation or some trendy outdoor setting, not a church or religious institution, which is where a dignified husband and wife marry. I’ve spent upwards of $100 on a baking tray there. I can get a lesser quality one at Walmart for $3, but I don’t want to appear cheap or rude, so I lavish such people with their request. It’s the least I can do for people with such poor taste.

There’s not a whole lot else I can say about this store. It sells overpriced, yet high quality cooking goods. The majority of people who shop here probably don’t need such high quality wares, but they’d rather spend big bucks on an instrument they may use twice than give to a worthwhile charity. As Tony says, “What are you gonna do?”

I’m going to share with you TulaneLSU’s Top 10 Christmas Decorations from Williams Sonoma!
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 5:59 am
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10. Advent candles



Who doesn’t love a nice candle? Besides the obvious fire hazard they present, I can see no bad things about the candle. The light it emits is warm and affirms life, not like those soulless blue-icey LED lights you sometimes are seen at the less than refined ornamented homes in certain areas. Each time I see a lit candle, I think of Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life and the wonderful children’s song, This Little Light of Mine. Oh, did you start singing the words: I’m going to let it shine! Don’t worry, it’s hard to type out those words and not finish the stanza in song; I certainly did.

If this Williams Sonoma was better stocked, we could have made a full Advent candle wreath with these candles. But alas, all we have are peace, love and joy. Of course, the four candles of the Advent wreath each represent an important virtue of the Christian life. Week one is hope, which is the only candle missing at Williams Sonoma. How can one leave out hope? I know Red in Shawshank says, “Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” But did the store manager not finish the movie and witness Red’s metanoia? Hope is indeed a good thing, and I, like a liberated Red, hope. Hope exists even on the OT. Have you noticed that we are no longer told to abandon it before entering the OT? Even the most cynical here have softened to hope.

Weeks two through four are represented with peace, joy, and love, respectively. It grieves me that this was the only somewhat religious paraphernalia in the whole store. WS, you would sell more if you put a little more holy in your holiday gear.

9. Peppermint Bark



Don’t you just love the tin canister with the dog barking? There was a time when I collected all my holiday canisters, from Reeses to Royal Dansk butter cookies. My collection became quite extensive and I looked for things to organize with my tin canisters, but the canisters outnumbered my collectibles. Now I toss them in the trash, with a heavy heart, knowing there has to be a better use for this tin. It’s so cute.

If you wait for January 10, as is the average date of WS’s PB sale, you can get three pounds for $25. Three pounds now will run you nearly $60. If you follow the TulaneLSU Blog, there are secrets for getting your tins for $5/pound. I cannot reveal them here or everyone would cause my system to break. As I’ve mentioned elsewhere, I prefer Neiman Marcus peppermint bark to WS, but WS isn’t a bad option. Certainly it is better than Costco’s.


8. Frosty the Snowman cookie jar



Frosty only came into existence in 1950, thanks to a song by Jack Rollins. Frosty really doesn’t mean much to me, because as a native New Orleanian, I never have built a snowman. During that nearly Christmas snow and freeze of 1989, which set back the speckled trout stock for nearly a decade, I begged Mother to let me out to play. I was four, and she did not relent. In 2004, the snow again fell, this time on Christmas Eve, but I was sick with a fungal infection of the face, and again was not allowed out. I was bedridden with a broken heart, as my former beloved dumped me, for the snow in early December 2008, which was the biggest snowfall in N.O. since the 1899 Blizzard. My great grandfather always regaled us with tales of snowball fights and hot tea on that day.

Like I said, I’ve never built a snowman. It’s on my list of things to do before dying. Perhaps then I will better appreciate Frosty the Snowman. Until that time, I will enjoy this picture of the cookie jar. Speaking of snowmen, have you ever seen the movie about Frosty’s psycho cousin? He’s played by some snow voiced by Roger Moore in the 1987 The Magic Snowman. It’s a disturbing film that I believe leaves one child dead in a massive snowball fight. Some consider it a Christmas movie, but I wouldn’t.

7. Holly plate



I would eat a Christmas dinner from this beautiful Polish crafted plate. I’ve seen similar ones for a fraction of the cost elsewhere, though. This plate entices me to go into the woods and scavenge for pinecones. Although I hate traveling to the Northshore, there are some beautiful pinecones to be found there. The diluvian soils of New Orleans, however, do not allow for mature pines, thus, you’ll be the rare one to find a quality pinecone within Orleans confines.

Beneath the plate appears to be another plate with a variation of the Macallen or Montrose tartan. It’s quite classy. Beneath it is another china plate with greenery. And beneath that one is a golden charger. Interestingly, some translations of the Bible, in particular the King James, show Salome asking for John the Baptist’s head on a charger. The Greek is pinaki, better translated as platter or dish.

6. Santa belly measuring cups]



Jolly St. Nick wants you to put some sugar in his belly! How adorable. I like baking, though, I haven’t perfected it. I did sneak a peak in the family secret recipe book the other night and stole this chocolate chip cookie recipe. I’m willing to share it with you now.

Ingredients: 2.25 cups all purpose flour, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp salt, 2 sticks of softened butter, 0.75 cup granulated sugar, 0.75 cup brown sugar, 1 tsp vanilla extract, 2 large eggs, 1.75 cups Nestle’ Toll House chocolate morsels. Instructions: preheat oven to 375 F. Combine flour, baking soda, and salt. Beat butter, sugars, and vanilla in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs individually, beating after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels. Drop by rounded tbsp onto ungreased baking sheets. Bake for 9-11 minutes and cool on wire racks for 2 minutes. Perhaps if you join me for caroling, you’ll bring a few.


5. Christmas wreath plate



Did you know that the Christmas or Advent wreath was invented by German Lutheran-Reformed pastor Johann Wichern in 1839? He wanted the children in his youth group to be able to countdown to Christmas, so much like an Advent calendar, he took an old wooden wheel and crammed 20 white candles on it and four red ones. Each non-Sabbath day, a child would light a candle and on Sunday, a red candle was lit. These candle wreaths spread to both American and the Roman Catholics by the 1920s. I remember one of my Roman Catholic classmates insisting that the Advent wreath is Catholic, as in Roman. Thomas, if you’re reading this, I have the proper proof to show you that, in fact, the Advent wreath is catholic only in that it, as a Protestant invention, is open to all Christians.

This secular wreath has no such candles, but many ornaments of distinction and a proper nutcracker. It recalls a noble, inwardly religious middle class Christmas of the mid-1800s America. Santa would not be likely to protest eating a cookie from this plate.
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4. Santa Claus cookie jar



This Top 10 has given me an idea -- if someone could drive me to the Lakeside Shopping Center, I could purchase the best cookies in the world, Great America Cookie Company cookies. I could then put them in this cookie jar and gift it to the one who is truly special. Surely that person will love this! I’m overjoyed now. My lists have produced a great idea and the person for whom gift ideas were blank I now have it! Thank you!

3. Santa cheese plate



The best cheese is unpasteurized. Unfortunately, it’s next to impossible to get in America. If you tried to serve Santa Claus any American made cheese, he wouldn’t touch it. This I know from personal experience. Sometimes I wish I had been born in Europe, where I have tasted real cheese. Then I wouldn’t be from New Orleans. Such a Catch-22 for me.

If I were going to put out some cheese for Santa, I would select a Canadian Brie de Portneuf Double Cream. To me, he seems like a soft cheese man. Which cheese would you leave him?

2. Cookie cutters



Is there anything better than snuggling up to a warm fireplace with a smoldering 11 spice KFC log than doing it with a freshly baked Christmas cookie? It warms the cockles of my heart just thinking about it. I love sitting between the tree and the hearth, fried chicken scents wafting. I have so many stories about baking cookies, I couldn’t single out one, so I will tell none. If you are looking to get a cookie cutter, you’ll find not a better selection than on this tree stand.



1. Santa’s apron


It was at this point in my journey through Williams Sonoma that a retail clerk approached me and asked why I was photographing this apron and the rest of the holiday goodies. I told her of my quest to document the best of commercial Christmas in New Orleans. She was intrigued. I directed her to this website, so if you’re reading, thank you for joining us and this glorious quest.

I rarely wear an apron, even when cooking greasy foods. Truth is, I don’t have too many outfits that are nicer than an apron, and certainly fewer nicer than an apron from WS. Can you imagine me in a Santa suit baking with this apron? Oh the thought is too much!

My dear friends, wherever you are, know that you are valued and loved by the one who made all these things.
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