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re: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys overturns in Jasper County
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:18 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:18 pm to LSUTANGERINE
No [human] kaangs!
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:24 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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According to Johnson, the monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Tulane has confirmed that it will send a crew to pick up the monkeys that are still caged on Wednesday.
OH HELL NO. How about y'all come get these damn monkeys TONIGHT
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:25 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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According to Johnson, the monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
All of the above? Were they at least wearing masks?
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Tulane has confirmed that it will send a crew to pick up the monkeys that are still caged on Wednesday.
Oh...so not THAT big a deal. Hell, maybe something comes up tomorrow and they get around to it on Thursday instead.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:25 pm to WhoGeaux
After further review these are just regular monkeys.
The Jasper county sheriff or whatever was misinformed.
Tulane said they are just regular dangerous and not infected dangerous.
The Jasper county sheriff or whatever was misinformed.
Tulane said they are just regular dangerous and not infected dangerous.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:29 pm to BowDownToLSU
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I wonder if this has anything to do with the government shutdown?
Probably. It'll be all Trump's fault when everyone in Jasper County is infected with monkey pox.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:29 pm to Shexter
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Detour around the Mobile tunnel?
They could have just taken the Africatown Bridge if they wanted to do that.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:34 pm to lachellie
Check that last monkey’s auntie house.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:40 pm to Shexter
They have a facility in that weird area between Algiers and Belle Chasse too. By the looney farm.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:42 pm to fightin tigers
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these are just regular monkeys.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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these are just regular monkeys.

Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:46 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Theo Von is going to have a field day with this.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:51 pm to ThuperThumpin
Did the monkeys not get forced to take the COVID vaccine like their human counterparts? Crazy. I thought we were trying to save just one life - even if it was a field mouse
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:59 pm to LSUTANGERINE
I'm looking forward to meeting our new ape overlords.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:15 pm to fightin tigers
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Tulane said they are just regular dangerous and not infected dangerous.
I have zero faith Tulane would tell the truth.
They do weird shite to those monkeys in Covington. Bio hazard stuff.
Now maybe these were monkey rejects that were being sent elsewhere?
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:58 pm to LSUFanHouston
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Now maybe these were monkey rejects that were being sent elsewhere?
Since Tulane is a breeding center they might just be clean monkey's sold to someone else.
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