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re: Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys overturns in Jasper County

Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
1239 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:18 pm to

No [human] kaangs!
Posted by WhoGeaux
Member since Apr 2011
5421 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:24 pm to
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According to Johnson, the monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID. Tulane has confirmed that it will send a crew to pick up the monkeys that are still caged on Wednesday.



OH HELL NO. How about y'all come get these damn monkeys TONIGHT
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27575 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

According to Johnson, the monkeys carry hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.


All of the above? Were they at least wearing masks?


quote:

Tulane has confirmed that it will send a crew to pick up the monkeys that are still caged on Wednesday.


Oh...so not THAT big a deal. Hell, maybe something comes up tomorrow and they get around to it on Thursday instead.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76402 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:25 pm to
After further review these are just regular monkeys.

The Jasper county sheriff or whatever was misinformed.

Tulane said they are just regular dangerous and not infected dangerous.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27575 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:29 pm to
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I wonder if this has anything to do with the government shutdown?


Probably. It'll be all Trump's fault when everyone in Jasper County is infected with monkey pox.
Posted by lachellie
LALA Land
Member since Aug 2012
1124 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Detour around the Mobile tunnel?


They could have just taken the Africatown Bridge if they wanted to do that.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
7215 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:34 pm to
Check that last monkey’s auntie house.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73229 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:40 pm to
They have a facility in that weird area between Algiers and Belle Chasse too. By the looney farm.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68316 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

these are just regular monkeys.


Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
19115 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88781 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

these are just regular monkeys.



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133443 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6103 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:46 pm to
Theo Von is going to have a field day with this.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
68316 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:49 pm to
they r vv aggressive
Posted by bignuss18
Member since Sep 2025
358 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:51 pm to
Did the monkeys not get forced to take the COVID vaccine like their human counterparts? Crazy. I thought we were trying to save just one life - even if it was a field mouse
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2783 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:59 pm to
I'm looking forward to meeting our new ape overlords.
Posted by cajunkid
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
241 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:01 pm to
No monkeypox jokes
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
3814 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40235 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:15 pm to
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Tulane said they are just regular dangerous and not infected dangerous.


I have zero faith Tulane would tell the truth.

They do weird shite to those monkeys in Covington. Bio hazard stuff.

Now maybe these were monkey rejects that were being sent elsewhere?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76402 posts
Posted on 10/28/25 at 5:58 pm to
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Now maybe these were monkey rejects that were being sent elsewhere?


Since Tulane is a breeding center they might just be clean monkey's sold to someone else.
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