Troubled youth almost stabs parent over pizza

Retarded

The last thing his fat arse needs is more pizza.

With decision-making skills like that, the local police should just go ahead and reserve some cell space for him now because he will one day be using it.

That future Latarian Milton needs rice cakes

that kid's tits are bigger than my wife's.

Just put the fricking pizza in the fricking oven.

My parents wouldn’t have been filming because they would have been beating the hell out of me.

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thoughts & prayers

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all i need is a handful

fricked up parents, and fricked up child. Sad for society.

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all i need is a handful

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My wife is small and has just a handful, too. She’s not one of those small girls with big fake tits. That never looks right.


Now maybe after we’re finished having kids and them things get all fricked up from breastfeeding, we’ll talk. And by “we’ll talk” I mean I’ll bring it up, she’ll get pissed, there will be a fight, then years later she will want them. I’ll buy them for her, help her through the recovery like the loving husband I am, and then she’ll frick some younger or richer guy.

Is that a hey Arnold members only jacket?