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Trivia Night at the local bar is such a farce
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:37 pm
So, the wife has to work real late, I'm bored to death, so walk around the block to get a sandwich and play their weekly trivia night.
My first time there, so I learn that team size is unlimited. It would be me alone on my team against about 12 other teams, some with six or seven players each. That part's fine.
One of the teams calls themselves "Old Cubbies"... they're there to watch the Cubs play the Mets in the ALCS... about five of them, and inasmuch as nobody under the age of 70 watches baseball any more, I'd say they were all 70+, except their one skank escort who looked about 65.
The instructions, of course, say NO CELLPHONES during gameplay. No looking up answers.
But did that stop the skank? Of course not.
There were questions about Adam Lambert, Queen, Snoop Dog, Parks & Recreation.... things people their age are not likely to know... but when the final scores were announced they were the winners... with a perfect score.
The skanky bitch was a pretty proficient googler.
How can she live with herself?
Enjoy your twenty dollar gift certificate, you washed up old ho.
My first time there, so I learn that team size is unlimited. It would be me alone on my team against about 12 other teams, some with six or seven players each. That part's fine.
One of the teams calls themselves "Old Cubbies"... they're there to watch the Cubs play the Mets in the ALCS... about five of them, and inasmuch as nobody under the age of 70 watches baseball any more, I'd say they were all 70+, except their one skank escort who looked about 65.
The instructions, of course, say NO CELLPHONES during gameplay. No looking up answers.
But did that stop the skank? Of course not.
There were questions about Adam Lambert, Queen, Snoop Dog, Parks & Recreation.... things people their age are not likely to know... but when the final scores were announced they were the winners... with a perfect score.
The skanky bitch was a pretty proficient googler.
How can she live with herself?
Enjoy your twenty dollar gift certificate, you washed up old ho.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:39 pm to Rex
Rex;dr
Did you go home and frick a dog?
Did you go home and frick a dog?
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:39 pm to Rex
I hate the cheaters. Some groups are too big. I prefer trivial pursuit.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:40 pm to Rex
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to watch the Cubs play the Mets in the ALCS
:/
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:41 pm to Rex
Did you actually witness the googling action? I would have called that bitch out if I actually saw it.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:41 pm to Rex
Girls should be banned from trivia night. 90 percent of them cheat brazenly or yell out the answers
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:42 pm to Rex
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they're there to watch the Cubs play the Mets in the ALCS
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:43 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Oops... NLCS. haha
One of the questions was "who won the AL East in 2015?"
I had no clue.
frick baseball.
One of the questions was "who won the AL East in 2015?"
I had no clue.
frick baseball.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:43 pm to Rex
You pretty much nailed it, except I would add that this part:
"so I learn that team size is unlimited. It would be me alone on my team against about 12 other teams, some with six or seven players each. That part's fine. "
is also bullshite.
"so I learn that team size is unlimited. It would be me alone on my team against about 12 other teams, some with six or seven players each. That part's fine. "
is also bullshite.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:44 pm to Rex
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How can she live with herself?
We've wondered this about you.
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:47 pm to Rex
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I had no clue.
quote:
frick baseball.
Things a communist would say
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:49 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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I had no clue. quote:frick baseball. Things a dog fricker would say
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:49 pm to Jimbeaux
Eh. You have to have loose rules when it comes to team size otherwise you wouldn't get any participation. People go to these things with their friends. They don't want to separate off from friends when the entire point is to hang out with their friends. They also don't want to exclude people because you couldn't get enough people to go to the bar that night. No one takes bar room trivia that seriously. You shouldn't brazenly cheat though.
This post was edited on 10/20/15 at 9:50 pm
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