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Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:09 am to fjlee90
Congrats........bar story forever 

Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:09 am to Gee Grenouille
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still getting a hospital bill.
I remember when my first was born over 21 years ago. They had to do a c-section so we were at the hospital an extra day or maybe two, can’t recall exactly. When they discharged my wife and son, I stopped by the business office in the lobby and dropped off my co-pay for the stay. It was exactly $100.
Those were the days.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:11 am to fjlee90
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At that point I was informed that getting to the truck, ergo the hospital, was not going to happen.
What a jerk. Everyone knows that hitting a drive-thru for breakfast on the way to the hospital with your wife in the backseat screaming at you is the best part of having a baby.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:29 am to fjlee90
fricking A son! big CONGRATS!
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:33 am to fjlee90
That’s way more than impressive.
I probably would’ve passed out trying to do it
I probably would’ve passed out trying to do it

Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:34 am to fjlee90
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I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning. Neither of us are medical professionals.
Congrats on keeping placenta out of the house.
But seriously, congrats! What a story you have to tell.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:40 am to fjlee90
I give my wife hell all the time for her inability to time her bathroom visits. It's like when I park the car in the driveway, she has to race inside. I'd like to think there'd be more warning if you were about to drop a baby instead of a deuce.
Reminds me of that Monty Python scene from the Life of Brian where the Catholic wife just drops a fetus on the ground and casually asks one of her kids to pick it up.
Reminds me of that Monty Python scene from the Life of Brian where the Catholic wife just drops a fetus on the ground and casually asks one of her kids to pick it up.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:41 am to fjlee90
Dude.
You're a hero.
Congratulations.
You're a hero.

Congratulations.

Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:53 am to fjlee90
I worry my wife would have had to call an ambulance. For me when I passed out on the porch.
You are the man.
You are the man.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:54 am to fjlee90
We can skin a buck
Deliver babies on our porch.
And A OT Baw Can Survive.

Deliver babies on our porch.
And A OT Baw Can Survive.

Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:57 am to fjlee90
Congrats my guy. Impressive to say the least
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:58 am to fjlee90
quote:But did either of you stay at a Holiday Inn Express?
Neither of us are medical professionals.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:59 am to fjlee90
Very cool! And congrats on the new addition to the family.
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