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Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:47 pm to
She would just complain...
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7437 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:48 pm to
Of course I've thought about being jerked off by an acquaintance. She was beautiful and talking dirty to me, not the guy standing behind me at the grocery store though.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74869 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:53 pm to
I didn't see my go to-

Enhancements of the Baggage Control System at Heathrow


Posted by JohnDeere
Big D
Member since Jan 2017
416 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:54 pm to
Must not have interviewed an Alabamians or blowing Nick Saban would have definitely been on the list.
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10666 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Top 10 list of what guys think about when masturbating


quote:

craziest things


you misread the title
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3206 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:08 pm to
Look, what I do when I think about crossing streams with my cross-dressing coworker on a CATS bus while being force jerked by a small breasted Asian women with a hollowed out zucchini is none of your business, ok!
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9233 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:21 pm to
You've got cajones esse.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59271 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

sixteen percent have fantasized about watching two men make love





Maybe on the soccer board but not this guy

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Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196572 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Maybe on the soccer board but not this guy

so you'd rather be in the middle of it than watching ?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Top 10 list of what guys think about when masturbating


1. Owlie
2. Owlie
3. Owlie
4. Owlie
5. Owlie
6. Owlie
7. Owlie
8. Owlie
9. Owlie
10.______ pegging Owlie
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42332 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 2:41 pm to
Is a little small breast porn crazy?
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12846 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 3:31 pm to
This list is turrible.

It's simple, I think about tits and arse, blowjobs and fricking a sexy lady

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196572 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

1. Owlie
2. Owlie
3. Owlie
4. Owlie
5. Owlie
6. Owlie
7. Owlie
8. Owlie
9. Owlie
10.______ pegging Owlie


thats 8 out of 10 on my list
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

I'll admit I've thought about all of those. Anyone who says they haven't is a liar


No shite . Your sarc game is strong today. Zero percent on all that shite. Total agenda driven BS.

And of course if there actually was a survey only weirdos & trolls would participate
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

You have thought about fricking an object?


At 15-16 basically every guy out there actually went through with it.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34925 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:07 pm to
The reasoning behind guys liking small breasted porn is sickening
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25202 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:14 pm to
Damn. I'm apparently pretty boring when I masturbate.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
9178 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:34 pm to
How and why are these studies done? I just need a mental image of Margot Robbie and Jessica Alba kissing and I'm good to go.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

52% would give it to nurse

53%

Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35927 posts
Posted on 1/15/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Total agenda driven BS.


I have to agree. Like maybe one or two of those applied to me and there was a time when my personal Truman Show would have been "damn, he's jerking off again?"

Plus, where's the stat that says 99% watch porn on a tablet or smart phone while jacking it?
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