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re: Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:56 pm to CBandits82
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:56 pm to CBandits82
You don't stand straight up. More of a bent position while not sitting on the seat.
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:57 pm to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:59 pm to KG6
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I can't imagine wiping while still sitting. No way I'm getting my hand that close to the toilet or what's inside of it
Well my cock and balls were just dangling in that space and they are a hell of a lot more important to me than my hands.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:00 pm to AnonymousTiger
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More of a bent position while not sitting on the seat.
The guy in both of those pics is standing.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:00 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:00 pm to Black n Gold
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You would have to be pretty uncoordinated to hit your sack FWIW.
Yes, but what about the taint, THE TAINT
I guess front to back you could be pushing it up your back hahahahahaha
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:02 pm to frankthetank
I lol'd
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:02 pm to frankthetank
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:04 pm to Green Chili Tiger
But what are you more likely to put in your mouth? Your cock and balls, or your hands? I'm more protective of getting toilet germs on my hands.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:04 pm to frankthetank
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:07 pm to frankthetank
The stains on the top are like Morse code for "Please! Save me from myself!"."Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:09 pm to KG6
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But what are you more likely to put in your mouth?
I wash my hands after using the bathroom. I also never put my hands in my mouth.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:17 pm to KG6
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But what are you more likely to put in your mouth? Your cock and balls, or your hands? I'm more protective of getting toilet germs on my hands.
That's why we wash our hands after we flush.
You can safely assume you have some feces molecules on your hand no matter how you wipe.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:19 pm to AnonymousTiger
I would call it a 1/2 squat.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:19 pm to frankthetank
Posted on 3/19/15 at 4:24 pm to Bluefin
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Only sociopaths stand to wipe their arse.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 3/19/15 at 5:02 pm to CSB
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Let me ask you this: what are you going to do once you are done wiping your arse?
Stand up with total assurance that gravity will not push any possible leftover shite down into my grundle.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 5:25 pm to AnonymousTiger
For the life of me I can't understand why another human being would want to know how I wipe my arse, why they would care about it or, especially, want to start a conversation about it. Must be very lonely.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 6:28 pm to Pop
Answer the question or shut the hell up.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 6:43 pm to LucasP
Sit. Side lean and front to back.
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