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re: Toilet Paper Spinoff: Sit or Stand to wipe?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:33 pm to AnonymousTiger
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:33 pm to AnonymousTiger
Why in the frick would you stand? Might as well try to remove the mayo from a sandwich after you've taken a bite.
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:35 pm to AnonymousTiger
I saw a meme that explained that there are two techniques... standing and sitting... and each group is respectively completely unaware of the other 
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:36 pm to Green Chili Tiger
People who stick their hand in the toilet bowl and wipe back to front toward their balls are fricking gross.
I don't stand upright, I'm still in squat position hovering slightly above toilet seat, reach back and wipe front to back until TP comes back spotless.
I don't stand upright, I'm still in squat position hovering slightly above toilet seat, reach back and wipe front to back until TP comes back spotless.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
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People who stick their hand in the toilet bowl and wipe back to front toward their balls are fricking gross.
I use the one-cheek lean front to back.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:39 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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I use the one-cheek lean front to back.
Basically what I do, but I use my quad muscles to lift myself off the seat about 6 inches while still in squat position bent forwards.
I don't risk my hand touching the seat or bowl ever.
Its kind of like I do a wall-sit, lean forward, and wipe from the front to the back.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
I would never stand straight up and smush my cheeks together. Thats bizarre and messy.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
I sit and rotate directions from wipe to wipe as to prevent the taint from getting over soiled.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:43 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I don't stand upright, I'm still in squat position hovering slightly above toilet seat, reach back and wipe front to back until TP comes back spotless.
Pretty much this. Just lean forward a bit and hover. No need to squeeze your arse together. I can't imagine wiping while still sitting. No way I'm getting my hand that close to the toilet or what's inside of it
. I've also heard of people who think it's gross to take a look at the TP to see if it's clean. How in the hell do you know when you're done?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:46 pm to Bluefin
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Only sociopaths stand to wipe their arse.
Like, we wipe our asses with the AJP or something.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:47 pm to Black n Gold
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Sit = Back to Front
You are plowing feces into your taint/nut sack
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:48 pm to yankeeundercover
Who in the hell stands?
Seriously?
Seriously?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:49 pm to gamecocks22
You would have to be pretty uncoordinated to hit your sack FWIW.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:51 pm to Black n Gold
I refuse to believe this many people stand to wipe.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:51 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Might as well try to remove the mayo from a sandwich after you've taken a bite
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:53 pm to KG6
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Just lean forward a bit and hover. No need to squeeze your arse together. I can't imagine wiping while still sitting. No way I'm getting my hand that close to the toilet or what's inside of it
In 35 years I've never touched shite water while sitting and wiping. It's not that hard to avoid the water, unless some of you are 8 feet tall.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:53 pm to CBandits82
Is the fear of putting your hand in the water on a reach-around wiping situation a real thing???
Thats the other question...do you reach around, or go through the middle?
Thats the other question...do you reach around, or go through the middle?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:55 pm to AUjim
I can also better monitor the placement of the thumb while sitting down.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:55 pm to AUjim
If you go through the middle, do you just cup your junk out of the way? Or is that rubbing all up your forearm?
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:55 pm to AUjim
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Is the fear of putting your hand in the water on a reach-around wiping situation a real thing???
It can't be.
I refuse to believe it.
Posted on 3/19/15 at 3:56 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Might as well try to remove the mayo from a sandwich after you've taken a bite.
I found this analogy unnecessary.
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