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Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:24 am to
Posted by Joe Joe Joe
Givin' Him the Business
Member since Oct 2007
5747 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:24 am to
What song are you talking about? Putting together a gym playlist. Woo!
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:24 am to
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:32 am to
This girl is the head training at city club and may have the best body I've ever seen

LINK
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:35 am to
quote:

To the Woooo guy. I understanding grunting at the end of each hard set but what benefit do you get by saying Woooooo! Wooooooooo! during your last two reps on every exercise.


Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:36 am to
i'm putting 295 on the bench friday and yelling like a mother fricker.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Finally, to the black chick with the spandex shorts on
Go tell her she looks good baw. She's either gonna act weirded out or you'll get them digits. Even if she acts weirded out, she's fricking loving every second of it and will remember that forever.

It's worth a shot. Aren't you at the gym to impress the ladies anyway?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108729 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I understanding grunting at the end of each hard set but what benefit do you get by saying Woooooo! Wooooooooo! during your last two reps on every exercise. And if you point to yourself one more time in the mirror I will fall down laughing.


To be the man you have to point to the man.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 11:51 am to
And then that man has to point back recognizing the man
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Finally, to the black chick with the spandex shorts on. Well done. You look tremendous and you have great abs. Please continue to wear outfits like that again.


Forgot one: To the creepy guy in the corner categorizing everyone rather than working out. Gyms aren't for this, and you have no chance with spandex girl, everyone knows this. Save yourself some time, and us the annoyance, stop by burger king on your way home, and then kill yourself.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:20 pm to
I always get a better workout when there's more energy in the room. I'm not the yell, grunt loud, singer, or nice outfit wearing group of heads, but when those people are around I tend to be more into my workout. Maybe it's contagious. When it's quiet and awkward I usually half arse my way and quit my workout early. Vibes bro....
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

There's this chick that goes to that Max fitness near Kenilworth who sometimes wears a cheerleader's outfit while working out. The outfit is blue and red.

I am so ashamed at myself, I can't help but keep checking out this chick doing thigh flexs in her miniskirt, bopping around machines, worried that someone will catch me starring at this seemingly high-school cheerleader.

Then I see it says walk-ons and I get pissed off. This chick is parading in her work outfit teasing guys who will follow/stalk her to Walk-ons..fishing tips




sounds like an effective strategy if she has a nice body and looks good.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:41 pm to
I yell out ain't nothing but a peanut after every heavy set with a wooooo. Come at me.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:45 pm to
before i did some 80lb dumbbell shoulder presses, i looked at myself in the mirror and I muttered out loud, "THIS IS PUSSY shite"
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:49 pm to
When I do that weight I tell myself to get focused because the next set is the real weight not some pussy arse lightweight WOOOOOOO!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:52 pm to
I never done a woooooo before cause i'm afraid it'd come out more like a bark.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:56 pm to
My gym's motto: Slam Bars, Kill PRs
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
11198 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:03 pm to
This is why I go to Calloway's on Jefferson. Nobody is ever there so I can workout in 45 min and head home...
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 2:57 pm to
I can't listen to the gym music. I could be listening to the same shite in my earbuds but it ain't loud enough. I can't get dialed in no matter what if I ain't wearin' them buds.
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
5137 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 2:59 pm to
I loved that place when it was Ballys. That was a gym with quality talent.
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