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re: Today I learned that Tim Allen served over two years in jail for transporting

Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:33 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:33 pm to
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He owned it and used it in his standup and it just added substance abuse to his persona.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9700 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 8:33 pm to
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Nothing turns around a life like ruining multiple others.


I’m talking about serving time in prison. Turning his life around from criminal activity. Also, no one is forcing people to do drugs.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 9:15 pm to
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I’m talking about serving time in prison.

I'm talking about this, too. He willingly ruined multiple lives to save his own.
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Also, no one is forcing people to traffick drugs.

I agree, tim was in for all the rewards, but apparently was joking about accepting the risk/repercussions for his actions.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 9:39 pm to
He was paroled in 1981 and he started with the Home Improvement television show just 10 years later in 1991….pretty amazing turnaround!
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
4103 posts
Posted on 3/30/26 at 9:43 pm to
That’s Jim Croce.
“ If I could hide coke in a bottle”
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 3/30/26 at 10:54 pm to
He “is” funny.

His shows don’t make it primetime anymore because of their conservative nature.

Go Figure
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8780 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:01 am to
Simpsons in 1994 took a shot at him >

Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9700 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:37 am to
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MoarKilometers


The topic was Tim and I mentioned it was a wake up call for him. Of course trafficking drugs is bad and prison made him realize that. Him rolling on other bad guys doesn’t hurt my feelings at all.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:41 am to
I assumed we all knew people who moved weight across the US in their 20’s and ended up being solid humans later in life.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:47 am to
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He willingly ruined multiple lives to save his own.


Were those multiple lives involved in the illegal drug trade?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38036 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:07 am to
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Today I learned


Today? How old are you? Not picking on you, but I thought everyone knew this story. It was widely discussed and common knowledge when he was at his peak with Home Improvement.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:15 am to
For those who don’t know, his name is Tim Dick. Allen is his middle name.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:31 am to
His autobiography is pretty good. Tim Allen is a Dick though.


His book is “Don’t stand too close to a naked man” if I recall correctly.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:50 am to
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He willingly ruined multiple lives to save his own.

Nothing breaks my heart like a criminal ruining the lives of other criminals.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7083 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 7:59 am to
I'm hoping for 100 downvotes, so don't blow my cover.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54180 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:02 am to
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He willingly ruined multiple lives to save his own


He "ruined" drug dealers lives that knew exactly what they were getting into
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20363 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 4:22 pm to
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Tim the Coke Man Allen was a mule for the top dog big boss Richard "Ricardo" Karn. Ole Timmy never snitched so that's why El Mero Mero Ricardo hooked him up with that TV show Home Improvement. Wilson was the finance guru who washed all the money. He was smart by always concealing his identity during the show...

Did he snort coke off Heidi’s arse? That scoop would be a story.
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