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Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:55 am to FLTech
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I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.
Not 26 in Louisiana
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I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown.
Our grass has been dead for months because of no rain.
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I hope you love having thousands and thousands of leaves in your yard and I hope your electric bill triples.
I have a gas heater not electric!
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Last, I hope you gained so much weight since last winter that none of your winter clothes fit you and you have to go out and buy all new winter clothes.
Still same weight as last year.
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I also hope all of the pipes in your home busts due to frozen pipes.
Pex piping baw!


Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:55 am to FLTech
while I am not one to throw shade on people (except 08, of course)
but I do wish the following for them winter worshipping nutjobs...
I hope that the chocolate in your smores' doesn't melt.
I hope that you lose the valve caps on all 4 of your tires when you have to add air to them.
I hope that you don't have enough quarters on you to pay for enough air-time to fill all 4 tires.
I hope that your heated seats malfunctions and gets stuck on the 'cool seats' option.
but I do wish the following for them winter worshipping nutjobs...
I hope that the chocolate in your smores' doesn't melt.
I hope that you lose the valve caps on all 4 of your tires when you have to add air to them.
I hope that you don't have enough quarters on you to pay for enough air-time to fill all 4 tires.
I hope that your heated seats malfunctions and gets stuck on the 'cool seats' option.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:56 am to FLTech
need me a blanket asap, work at an office set at 67-68 year-round because women
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:56 am to FLTech
I love the heat. Already counting the days until June.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:57 am to FLTech
quote:I HOPE you get perma-banned.
I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.
I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown.
I hope you love having thousands and thousands of leaves in your yard and I hope your electric bill triples.
Last, I hope you gained so much weight since last winter that none of your winter clothes fit you and you have to go out and buy all new winter clothes.
I also hope all of the pipes in your home busts due to frozen pipes.

Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:58 am to FLTech
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I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather
I am... had my fireplace roaring last night

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where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.
I park in my garage..no frost, sorry you're poor
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I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown.
My yard guy deserves the winter break
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I hope you love having thousands and thousands of leaves in your yard
Bought a leaf vac a few years ago.... best thing I ever bought from HD... now that's a 5 minute very satisfying chore.
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and I hope your electric bill triples.
Quite the opposite... I set the heater to 66 so we don't wake up to it stupid cold, but the fireplace makes the living room cozy and the bed room stays chilled and PERFECT for getting under the comforter in
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Last, I hope you gained so much weight since last winter that none of your winter clothes fit you and you have to go out and buy all new winter clothes.
Nope all good here..thanks for your concern on that though

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also hope all of the pipes in your home busts due to frozen pipes.
New construction and all pipes are in the slab...never been an issue
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Happy fricking winter assholes!
Thank you so much! You've made my favorite season even better!
PS..I hope you're fricking miserable you heat loving frick
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:58 am to FLTech
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I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work
frick yes, we are loving it. Happier than pigs in shite
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I hope all of the grass in your once beautiful lawn that you worked so hard to keep nice in the summer has died and turned brown
Don't care
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hope your electric bill triples
Nope mine has been cut in half since August since the AC doesn't have to run 22 out of 24 hours a day.
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Last, I hope you gained so much weight since last winter that none of your winter clothes fit you and you have to go out and buy all new winter clothes
That's the beauty of it all, winter clothes is baggy so you have room to get fat and still wear it.
Go wipe the blood and sand out your twat and shut the frick up.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 9:07 am
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:01 am to FLTech
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Happy fricking winter assholes!

Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:02 am to tigernurse
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I hope that the chocolate in your smores' doesn't melt
Only fatties eat stores.
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I hope that you lose the valve caps on all 4 of your tires when you have to add air to them
Don't need them, plus their super cheap.
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I hope that you don't have enough quarters on you to pay for enough air-time to fill all 4 tires.
You do that yourself?? Damn sucks to be poor. Glad I can afford good tires that don't leak.
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I hope that your heated seats malfunctions and gets stuck on the 'cool seats' option
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:02 am to FLTech
Sounds like you’re bitching about it being cold

Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:03 am to FLTech
Yes, because complaining about heat makes it get colder.


Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:06 am to FLTech
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Winter is just so inconvenient and miserable
No it's just a few smooth brain tards who think this.
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I just don't understand how people would prefer cold weather over hot weather
Because it's nice to not walk outside and have your nuts stick to your leg and have swamp arse within 5 seconds.
I love that I can use my patio and fire place outside and not have to be at war with fricking mosquitoes. Even having my yard treated didn't help with those blood sucking assholes
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:06 am to FLTech
Did you break a nail this morning chipping the ice away?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:08 am to FLTech
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I truly hope you are enjoying this 26 degree weather where you have to defrost your car in the mornings before work.
You sound like a pussy
This cold weather is glorious and I hope it lasts forever
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:09 am to FLTech
By my observations, cold weather types consist of low energy, depressed people, or overweight people. Excuse to do nothing, stay inside, and wear big clothes.
"Cold weather" being below 50 people and I am talking about people in the south, not places like Colorado where you can ski.
"Cold weather" being below 50 people and I am talking about people in the south, not places like Colorado where you can ski.
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 9:12 am
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:09 am to TigerDat
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You do that yourself?? Damn sucks to be poor. Glad I can afford good tires that don't leak.
Not big on science are you?
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:10 am to FLTech
I prefer the heat. I do not love the heat, but I prefer it. I hate winter. But more than anything, I want rain no matter what temperature it is
Tiny dick truzz incoming to tell me he hopes my horses die because I don’t like cold weather.

Tiny dick truzz incoming to tell me he hopes my horses die because I don’t like cold weather.
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