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re: To people who stand up to wipe their arse after a dump...
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:42 am to fr33manator
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:42 am to fr33manator
Well shite... I might have to look into it 
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Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:45 am to tigersownall
Too awkward of a motion to turn while siting. Very little
Room for error.
Usually do a hover to avoid risk of hitting hand on back of toilet seat
Room for error.
Usually do a hover to avoid risk of hitting hand on back of toilet seat
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:45 am to sidewalkside
Standing allows gravity to help push out any remaining material
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:46 am to sidewalkside
I'm legit confused how you would wipe your arse sitting down.
A bidet is the way to go. Clean it's off then you just dry it up with the TP.
A bidet is the way to go. Clean it's off then you just dry it up with the TP.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 9:47 am
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:48 am to LEASTBAY
[quote]How would you know people are doing this? But for me it's so I can look down in the toilet and see what I made before covering it with toilet paper.[/quote]
I'm only compelled to do this if I feel like I made something special.
I'm only compelled to do this if I feel like I made something special.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:51 am to TeddyPadillac
quote:
Get a bidet you animal.
Ok, educate me. Does it not spray shite-spittle on the back of your sack?
Or is there a technique?
Bend over, touch your toes.
Let the water spray your a-hole.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 9:53 am
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:54 am to Locoguan0
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Ok, educate me. Does it not spray shite-spittle on the back of your sack?
See this is what I want to know. I'm sure if feels delightful but I really don't wnat fecal remnants all over my sack.
Good question. Keep 'em coming.
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 11:07 am
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:57 am to sidewalkside
So my hand does not go beneath the rim of the toilet.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:00 am to Locoguan0
quote:
Ok, educate me. Does it not spray shite-spittle on the back of your sack?
You end up learning the launch angle of your water missel. There are different speed settings. I use the lowest at first and then normally turn it up a notch for the finishing touches. If you turn it up high it's going to splash on your nuts for sure but if I use the low setting I can for the most part keep it on my hole and cheeks
Legit a much cleaner way of doing it.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:10 am to iwyLSUiwy
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Legit a much cleaner way of doing it.
Not having a bidet is the one thing I dread most ab out domestic travel. It's an absolute game changer.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:14 am to LSUfanNkaty
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with water being sprayed into/onto my butthole
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:15 am to sidewalkside
Bro this shite got me laughing. Thanks
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:16 am to sidewalkside
Would you have us do it before the dump?
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:28 am to fr33manator
We are on well water and I have a bidet, a non heated one.
Those cold winter mornings, freezing cold well water, it's exhilarating some mornings
Those cold winter mornings, freezing cold well water, it's exhilarating some mornings
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:32 am to sidewalkside
Stop peeking in my stall.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 10:48 am to Buck Wylde
Do like Joe Biden, pay somebody else to wipe your azz. A Bidet solves all this, clean and fast.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:24 am to sidewalkside
On my list of things to worry about, how other people wipe their asses is dead last.
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:33 am to sidewalkside
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To people who stand up to wipe their arse after a dump...
This post was edited on 1/29/24 at 11:43 am
Posted on 1/29/24 at 11:36 am to sidewalkside
Vince, don't you have more important things to worry about right now?
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