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re: To any hospital admins...why so fricking long to be discharged?

Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:21 am to
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13257 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:21 am to
Dine and dash!!!
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5415 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:21 am to
My last 2 hospital stays, my doctor discharged me in the morning and I didn't get out of there until after 5:00 p.m. each time. It's ridiculous.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13868 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:39 am to
Nurses delay discharged until later in their shift so they don’t have to admit another patient before their shifts end
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3451 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:40 am to
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Because hospitals set the cutoff at around midday for charging you another day. So, when the doctor sees you on rounds at 9 in the morning and decides to order your discharge, the paperwork delay puts you past the cutoff. That way they can tell you you're getting out today, but still charge you for tomorrow.

It's like checking out late at a hotel.

None of this is remotely true at all and it’s laughable you believe this. Posted from my office in a hospital
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88347 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:42 am to
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Posted from my office in a hospital



so that's what they're calling the bedpan cleaning room these days
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175683 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:45 am to
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Posted from my office in a hospital

Heroes work here

And post on TD during work
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3451 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:47 am to
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so that's what they're calling the bedpan cleaning room these days

Actually the janitors closet. I fired off that post after putting away the mop. They encourage me to do both the hospital financials and the housekeeping duties
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88347 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:48 am to
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They encourage me to do both the hospital financials and the housekeeping duties



TYFYS
Posted by tigerbru17
Billy in 4C
Member since Jan 2009
10185 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:49 am to
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Nurses delay discharged until later in their shift so they don’t have to admit another patient before their shifts end

This also happens as well. But not first thing in the morning. Now if you are being discharged at say 4:30, yeah the nurse is going to squat on that until 7.
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3451 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:52 am to
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TYFYS

Happy to help. I would explain all of this intricate hospital protocol but I have a tik tok rehearsal to get to on the 7th floor with the respiratory nurses
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:52 am to
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They encourage me to do both the hospital financials and the housekeeping duties

You gotta do what you gotta do to come in under budget.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7449 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:52 am to
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Just get up and leave. They aren't going to stop you.


Did this once with my father in law.

Discharged but sat around for hours.

He said, let's go.

I said, "there's a protocol"

He said, "frick a fricking protocol"

We walked out.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88347 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:53 am to
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I have a tik tok rehearsal to get to on the 7th floor with the respiratory nurses



don't forget to post pics when y'all do the selfies showing y'all draws
Posted by tigerbru17
Billy in 4C
Member since Jan 2009
10185 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 10:54 am to
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Just get up and leave. They aren't going to stop you.

No they won’t. But unless you sign the final discharge paper work, you are considered AMA. Your entire bill is now out of pocket.

Just sit tight and enjoy the blue bell.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 11:07 am to
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None of this is remotely true at all and it’s laughable you believe this. Posted from my office in a hospital

It was mostly tongue-in-cheek. That said, how do you figure out how many days to charge for the room?
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3451 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 11:14 am to
Most systems use each day, not a specific time during the day. If you leave at 1pm or 9pm it doesn’t matter. CMS also has average length of stay penalties that affect quality dollars as well as to prevent the exact scenario you referenced.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40200 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 11:24 am to
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Doctor advised discharge today at around 8:30 am.


1.5 hrs?

When my grandmother was ill and in the hospital often before she passed the doctor would often tell her during morning rounds - before 8 am - that she can go home today. Would easily be mid-afternoon before she left.

Gotta finalize paperwork, discharge instructions, have someone available to process everything, etc.

Not sure if you heard, but hospitals are pretty busy right now.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22736 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 11:33 am to
Bugs my old man every time he is in the hospital. He'd walk right out of there and tell them to send the papers in the mail if I wasn't there to stop him.

I understand the reasons above, and convey these to him, but when you are a cranky old cuss, well, you're just a cranky old cuss.
This post was edited on 12/30/20 at 11:35 am
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4636 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 12:09 pm to
Besides finalizing paperwork,getting discharge instructions,etc. the nurse still has to care for their other patients,give them their meds and such.You can’t just put them in suspended animation and forget about them until finishing discharging the patient with orders.
That’s one of the things that pushed me into retiring early.I worked in ICU,hospital started policy that patient had to be transferred within 1 hour after receiving a room.Several times I had patient ready to roll out and my other patient would start vomiting or need a bedpan,pull IV or something that required my attention.Then I would be given a ration of shite from administration for not getting my patient with orders transferred within allotted 1 hour.They didn’t have much sympathy for the fact that my other patient needed attention.Was like we were tending to widgets instant of humans.
Years later it still pisses me off.
Promise 1 thing,I will never be a patient at hospital I retired from.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5921 posts
Posted on 12/30/20 at 12:13 pm to
Day rate is charged at midnight.
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