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Tired of package thieves?

Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:22 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:22 pm
The hoodrats who steal a package from your porch of course.

Here's the Blankbox

quote:

Take an empty box, rig up a blank 12-gauge shell in, and boom:


There are several related videos for your viewing pleasure.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:24 pm to
All but one of the thieves was a white person... like home security commercials.

And I don’t want blanks. How about some rock salt rounds to make them remember it?
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 7:26 pm
Posted by MAUCKjersey1
Member since Aug 2005
3667 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:25 pm to
Or just get your packages delivered to work
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Tired of package thieves?


Move away from the ghetto?

Deliver them to work?
This post was edited on 12/19/17 at 7:26 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:27 pm to
Doesn't seem to work. Dude is having people steal packages left and right. Probably need to move.
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

quote:
Tired of package thieves?


Move away from the ghetto?

Deliver them to work?


lol ... plenty of "well raised" burb boys like you who like to steal ...
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24373 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:27 pm to
If you have a pet, fill a box with its waste, tape it up and affix a shipping label. Leave it on your doorstep.

Repeat until packages stop disappearing.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

All but one of the thieves was a white person... like home security commercials.



I'm like 90% sure those thieves are fake for marketing of a dumb idea that entails a shite ton of liability.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

lol ... plenty of "well raised" burb boys like you who like to steal ...


So you're calling me a thief. Interesting.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:31 pm to
Id let that broad in the video handle my package
Posted by 4mileduckman
orig from lake charles
Member since Jan 2013
918 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:33 pm to
More interested in Amanda mertz.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:34 pm to
God knows they wont be anywhere near that place.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77736 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Or just get your packages delivered to work

I can't have personal mail delivered to work :(
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:39 pm to
quote:


Move away from the ghetto?


Doesn't work. Crackheads/Methheads/heroin junkies target decent neighborhoods, drive around stealing packages. Some are kids who live in those neighborhoods.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:39 pm to
We busted one over here in Mandeville last week after our HOA citizen patrol, with arrest authority, working in tandem with STPSD, decided enough is enough.

This dumb bitch will get nothing from Santa this year:





Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125114 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:39 pm to
Get Gordon approves of this product
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7882 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:40 pm to
Just put a water moccasin in a box on your porch...problem solved !
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:41 pm to
Amanda mertz is a dime
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77736 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 7:45 pm to


This is still my favorite avy of all time
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Or just get your packages delivered to work


it depends where you work, and how important you are at work. if you work at a plant it is not allowed to have personal deliveries made to the gate or allowed into the plant. if you are some kind of a big shot who can drop everything and come to the gate to get it, they will break the rules for you but if your a regular pee-on then you are SOL.

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