re: Tinky Winky Died

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Watch Teletubbies tripping on LSD. You'll never do it again.

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did not have in my celebrity death pool

This show is even more weird.

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My age group had Ninja Turtles and He-Man. Millennials had Tinky frickin Winky. No wonder they wear man buns and eat tide pods.

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GFY. I watched that shite as a kid and I don't rock a man bun or eat Tide pods. But I DID also watch He-man and TMNT. So maybe that saved me.

Why use lsd to begin with,

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When I look back at toddler shows I watched, I find that they were all very disturbing. Just didn't realize it as a young child

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My parents always had me watching old school looney tunes, Tom and Jerry, Disney movies, etc..


The generation that watched Teletubbies and wiggles and all the nonstop simulation of bright and loud colors and nonsensical noises is really fricked up. They're all trannies and smack addicts and easily manipulated foot soldiers of a movement to transform this peaceful democracy into a fascist communist dictatorship but let me tell you something not me. Not my generation. The last of us. The ones raised to be at least teenagers before the internet exploded and everyone had a cellphone. The ones who brains developed before the advent and explosion of pharmaceuticals marketed to keep kids docile and unimaginative. Before the news transformed into the 24hr fear mongering hysteria machine. Before social media corrupted the minds of the youth. Before entire businesses were brought down by one offended idiot with a microphone. Before the lunatic on the soapbox was given a national audience. The ones of us who can remember leaving the house with friends and just making sure we were back at dark. No fears. No checking in. No worries. No helicopter parents. Just kids being kids. We are the ones most in danger. We are going to be the casualties of the war or the liberators of the brain washed. Because there aren't kids anymore. This new push to simultaneously make kids grow up faster whole keeping them immature is a terrifying one. One that is possibly too late to stop. The dominos have begun to fall and who is strong enough to push back the toppling force. What can we do? What can a flesh and bones man do against a metal crippling machine. Why are the sky screamers and the fringe radicals pandered to and emboldened at the expense of the populace? Why are we happily traveling down the train tracks built by George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, and Etan Cohen. And why haven't I had breakfast yet. Maybe that's why I'm upset. Yes. I've read too many books. I'm going to eat some artificially processed foods, take my government prescribed brain altering pharmaceuticals and just relax in front of the television as my dreams and aspirations and convictions and principles slowly melt away. The easy path. The better path. The slow walk to death. The condemning of the world to blissfully slavery and willful ignorance. The quiet comfort of the cave. Yes comfort. Quiet comfort. Beautiful decaying peaceful comfort. A slow but peaceful death indeed.

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Why use lsd to begin with,

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because it's awesome

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When I look back at toddler shows I watched, I find that they were all very disturbing. Just didn't realize it as a young child

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Go back and watch Ren and Stimpy or Rockos modern life

Why is there a show about corpulent, uncircumcised dicks with limbs?