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Thursday Adult Humor - NSFW
Posted on 6/14/18 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 6/14/18 at 5:08 pm
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 5:26 pm to DarthRebel
Analram
Posted on 6/14/18 at 5:31 pm to Bama and Beer
I got an adult joke.
Two old women were sitting on a bench in the park, talking.
One of them pulled a condom out of her purse and pulled a cigarette out of it.
The other woman asked her "what is that?"
The old woman explained to her "It's a condom, I put my cigarettes in it to protect them from getting smashed in my purse".
When they left the park the other old lady decided she was going to go get a condom to put her cigarettes in.
She goes to the pharmacist and tells him she wants a condom. The pharmacist asks her "what size?".
She said "I don't know, big enough for my camels".
Two old women were sitting on a bench in the park, talking.
One of them pulled a condom out of her purse and pulled a cigarette out of it.
The other woman asked her "what is that?"
The old woman explained to her "It's a condom, I put my cigarettes in it to protect them from getting smashed in my purse".
When they left the park the other old lady decided she was going to go get a condom to put her cigarettes in.
She goes to the pharmacist and tells him she wants a condom. The pharmacist asks her "what size?".
She said "I don't know, big enough for my camels".
Posted on 6/14/18 at 6:26 pm to DarthRebel
Posted on 6/14/18 at 6:32 pm to DarthRebel
I’m in danger Posted on 6/14/18 at 6:52 pm to CoachChappy
Posted on 6/14/18 at 6:57 pm to DarthRebel
I think I see where skillet goes for lunch everyday
Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:03 pm to DarthRebel
Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:07 pm to DarthRebel
Damn good thread
Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:07 pm to Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:19 pm to OweO
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I got an adult joke.
Me too(no pun)
A middle aged "ladies' man" was walking down the street. He finds what looks like a Genie bottle. He picks it up and rubs it for the Hell of it...suddenly a Genie pops out and offers him the requisite three wishes. Well immediately ol' boy starts thinking of things he could use to make snagging the ladies easier...first wish, "I want a top notch flashy car!" and of course bam, a brand new red Lamborghini materializes out of nowhere. Second wish, "I wish to be 21 years old again!"...bam it is like the fountain of youth splashes all over him and he suddenly looks and feels young again. Third wish, "I want my my schlong to hit the floor!" ...bam, his legs disappear!
Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:25 pm to DarthRebel
Much needed a Thanks. 
Thanks. Posted on 6/14/18 at 7:28 pm to DarthRebel
Seriously, why when I type in “bbw” in the search bar on xvideos, it always auto corrects to “baw”
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:31 pm to CoachChappy
Ralphie made me lol
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:34 pm to DarthRebel
This is an odd thread. Seems like it's all over the place, needs a theme.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:36 pm to DarthRebel
Posted on 6/14/18 at 8:45 pm to DarthRebel
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:15 pm to DarthRebel
Gotta ask: Who is the beta cuck that downvoted this gem of a thread?
Well done, OP. Well done.
Well done, OP. Well done.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 9:36 pm to BurningHeart
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This is an odd thread. Seems like it's all over the place, needs a theme.
The loose theme is Adult Humor, you can add what you want.
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:08 pm to DarthRebel
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