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Thought I'd share the biggest personal finance train wreck ever seen
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:08 pm
The full story is here
Guy starts a thread saying he and his wife want to buy their first house, preferably by the end of this year.
in the best of circumstances right there.
He is 30 and makes $55k in Las Vegas with a HS diploma. Good FICO. His own situation isn't that bad actually. The fun begins with the wife.
His wife is 40. Works retail making $17/hr. Has $280k in student loans that's already in collections. She has two degrees - one in math and the other in ... Chinese herbal medicine.
Despite her previous educational problems, their plan is for her to attend nursing school and hope to get loan forgiveness down the road since it's a medical field.
But they want a house by the end of the year! She must give the very best blowjobs in history.
Guy starts a thread saying he and his wife want to buy their first house, preferably by the end of this year.
in the best of circumstances right there. He is 30 and makes $55k in Las Vegas with a HS diploma. Good FICO. His own situation isn't that bad actually. The fun begins with the wife.
His wife is 40. Works retail making $17/hr. Has $280k in student loans that's already in collections. She has two degrees - one in math and the other in ... Chinese herbal medicine.
Despite her previous educational problems, their plan is for her to attend nursing school and hope to get loan forgiveness down the road since it's a medical field.
But they want a house by the end of the year! She must give the very best blowjobs in history.
This post was edited on 10/31/18 at 11:40 pm
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Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:10 pm to foshizzle
quote:Ive seen worse financial train wrecks walking through the quad.... seriously...
biggest personal finance train wreck ever seen
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:11 pm to foshizzle
But can she perform meridian therapy, though?
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:13 pm to foshizzle
That’s bad but certainly not the most insane thing I’ve ever seen.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:13 pm to foshizzle
quote:
He is 30
quote:
His wife is 40
why
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:14 pm to foshizzle
How can you have a math degree and not be able to crunch those numbers?
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:15 pm to LordSaintly
No idea. He never mentioned a pregnancy.
I thought at first he was just trolling but doesn't appear to be.
I thought at first he was just trolling but doesn't appear to be.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:17 pm to foshizzle
She’s going to become a nurse and dump his arse for a doctor.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:21 pm to foshizzle
I feel like I’ve gone back to 2007
Edit: Scratch that, if this was 2007 they’d be moving into their new $500,000 home right now instead of asking reddit
Edit: Scratch that, if this was 2007 they’d be moving into their new $500,000 home right now instead of asking reddit
This post was edited on 10/31/18 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:24 pm to foshizzle
This is like those house hunter shows where a couple is buying their first house in Scottsdale. He is third year local cop she is a first year kindergarten teacher and their budget is $1million dollars.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:25 pm to BigPerm30
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She’s going to become a nurse and dump his arse for a doctor.
Might happen.
He should have taken stock of her financial situation and immediately
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:26 pm to holmesbr
Pics of middle aged wife?
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:27 pm to LordSaintly
quote:
He is 30 quote: His wife is 40
why
When he was 21 and she was 31, she was throwing it on him like he’d never seen before.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:29 pm to foshizzle
unintentional comedy on pf and legaladvice is the best.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:30 pm to BigPerm30
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She’s going to become a nurse and dump his arse for a doctor.
What doctor in there right mind would choose a 40 y/o nurse over a pink starburst smelling 20 something y/o nurse just coming out of college.?
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:34 pm to Tester1216
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r a pink starburst smelling 20 something y/o nurse
This statement just enhanced my mental picture of you about 15%.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:35 pm to foshizzle
She sounds like the type that often throws out "well I do have 2 degrees".
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:38 pm to Hangit
Mental picture?
I'm now curious as to what you thought I looked like before
I'm now curious as to what you thought I looked like before
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:44 pm to foshizzle
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hope to get loan forgiveness down the road since it's a medical field.
Yeah...that won't happen. You don't get loan forgiveness just for being in the medical field.
Posted on 10/31/18 at 7:47 pm to Tester1216
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What doctor in there right mind would choose a 40 y/o nurse over a pink starburst smelling 20 something y/o nurse just coming out of college.?
Doctors just getting out of med school looking for a cougar?
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