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re: Those of you who’ve walked out on first dates, what was your “I’m out of here” moment?
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:23 am to BlueShield
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:23 am to BlueShield
At the end of Saving Private Ryan when they zoom out on Arlington Cemetery, she said “I bet that’s a bitch to mow”
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:26 am to lsutigersFTW
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An old acquaintance had a girlfriend who had a friend who they set me up with for a Saturday night date. The previous night, I had gone see that terrible garbage Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes movie. The date suggests we go see Planet of the Apes because she really, really wants to see it. I try suggesting things like ice skating, putt putt golf, bowling, but she wants the movies. So I suggest Legally Blonde or Jurassic Park, but for some reason it’s imperative she see this movie. 30 minutes in, I tell her I’m going to the bathroom, and I go play video games at the theatre arcade for an hour. I finally call some buddies to swing by and pick me up. They do, I ditch the date, and we go back to one of their houses and go swimming.
Not the classiest of things I could’ve done but I was 15
You couldn't have just told her that you had just seen it the night before?
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:30 am to 13SaintTiger
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I’m saying she was likely boring because she wasn’t into you. I’ve seen that play out plenty of times. Short with answers, generalize everything, no real motivation for having engaging conversations. It’s a tall tale sign they aren’t interested
But this person was just clearly a weirdo. I’ve had dates like you’re talking about, but this was just next level awkwardness. Like she opened it up in the first 3 minutes how her father abandoned her and ruined her life. It was going on a date with Debbie Downer, but Debbie knew absolutely nothing.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:36 am to BigWillyMetry
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How old was this chick?
Early 20s
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:49 am to OMLandshark
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It was going on a date with Debbie Downer, but Debbie knew absolutely nothing.
I hope her cat didn't have feline AIDS. It's the number one killer of domestic house cats.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:50 am to Salamander_Wilson
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For me it was the third story about getting black-out drunk and throwing up before the main course arrived.
Absolute stunningly beautiful woman, but her personality was so vapid and childish that I called the waiter over to pay the check before we had finished the meal.
She was stunned when I ended the date and thought I was joking. She was so confused she even hugged me as we said goodbye.
She was too young for me
Man you cock blocked yourself. Young girls are always gonna come off dumb to an older guy. You don't date them for the conversation.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:53 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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You don't date them for the conversation.
ding ding ding
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:02 am to BlueShield
When I showed up and it was not the person in the picture I thought I had been talking to online. Tinder matched with what I thought was a fairly attractive girl, and god damned Shamu sat down at my table for first meet up. Wasn't the same face or anything, just straight catfished. Almost felt bad for her when she told me she cant get anyone to go out with her when she uses her own picture. It was a low point in my dating life already so I said sorry but didn't have the patience for it regardless.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:03 am to OweO
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I never walked out on anything.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:07 am to BlueShield
i never walked out on any 1st dates. i wanted sex really bad, and as long as they didn't smell and seemed to be free of diseases (that was not always the case), i just lowered my standards and went at it.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:15 am to DownSouthJukin
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When we were at the bar with a bunch of friends and she said she had to take a shite.
I know the feeling. Most bars and restaurants decided adequate bathrooms weren't worth the money.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:05 am to DiamondDog
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Posted by DiamondDog on 1/10/22 at 6:28 pm to OMLandshark
I've dated nothing but classy women.
Name doesn’t check out.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:07 am to beerJeep
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Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:15 am to OweO
quote:You win.
I never walked out on anything.
Have you always been in the chair? I can't remember what your condition is, and if you were born with it or it developed later.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:41 am to goldennugget
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She showed up with her 4 year old daughter, a daughter I did not know about at all
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:49 am to BlueShield
Saw her sitting at the bar and she was at least 50 pounds heavier than pictures
Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:07 pm to antibarner
quote:damn son. What stage of depression is this? That loss last night is clearly killing you. That, or the nasty arse shite you put down your gullet.
Anyone who eats a less than well done steak might as well join the possums and buzzards dining from a cow carcass.
On a filet or porterhouse most times I don't use any sauce, but anything else I use catsup only. Heinz or better, not the cheap stuff. Of course, being from where you are, you people are used to eating road kill anyway.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:00 pm to BlueShield
I took a girl to an italian restaurant, and it went really well. I dropped her off afterward and as soon as I got home 20 minutes later, she texted me saying she's not looking for a relationship. I should've never taken her to dinner. If you're not looking for a relationship don't go on a date, bitch
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:07 pm to charminultra
She just didn't want a relationship with you.
Posted on 1/11/22 at 1:11 pm to BuckyCheese
Or she was married and got cold feet
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