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This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knot
Posted by RLDSC FAN on 4/7/20 at 1:17 pm20
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A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that identify users based on their "analprint."
Stanford researchers have created the panopticon of looking up your own arse, with a "smart toilet" that monitors your health by analyzing your stool, urine, and the timing of both, using four cameras and an array of sensors and identification systems. The paper, "A mountable toilet system for personalized health monitoring via the analysis of excreta," was published Monday in the journal Nature.
"Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm," the researchers write, "and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server." The anoderm is the scientific word for your a-hole-skin, entomologically a combination of "anus," and "derm," or skin.
Rather than sending people to a clinic or labs for expensive and time-consuming blood tests, these researchers posit that the most valuable health data is in our shite, spit and piss. They write that "the ideal sources of diagnostic information for continuous health monitoring are the potentially information-rich molecular contents of breath, sweat, saliva, urine and stool."
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re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by FrankDrebin on 4/7/20 at 1:19 pm to LNCHBOX
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A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that identify users based on their "analprint."
Which will then be shared with government agencies to father their ability to track you!!!!!
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by SuperSaint on 4/7/20 at 1:20 pm to RLDSC FAN
r/itsherasshole
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by Jim Rockford on 4/7/20 at 1:21 pm to RLDSC FAN
Soon to be found on Pornhub
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re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by cokebottleag on 4/7/20 at 1:27 pm to LNCHBOX
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and then what?
This is all a clever plot by Jeff Bezos for his real plan: pictures of your butthole.
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by RLDSC FAN on 4/7/20 at 1:28 pm to cokebottleag
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by Captain Crown on 4/7/20 at 1:30 pm to RLDSC FAN
The reference chart
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by blueridgeTiger on 4/7/20 at 1:43 pm to LNCHBOX
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and then what?
They can better estimate tp requirements.
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by Vestigial Morgan on 4/7/20 at 1:51 pm to RLDSC FAN
We joke about "learn to code".. But in reality these folks need to "learn to weld" or something productive..
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by Sneaky__Sally on 4/7/20 at 1:57 pm to RLDSC FAN
definitely the likely long term scenario in having the toilet basically be a small lab to help run tests and help guide the health of each person.
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by SECdragonmaster on 4/7/20 at 4:05 pm to RLDSC FAN
Fast Forward 10 years and kids will be proudly posting their analprint on social media.
re: This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Ballon knotPosted by fr33manator on 4/7/20 at 4:29 pm to RLDSC FAN
What happens when you get hemorrhoids?
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