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This man won't go into a nursing home. He'll spend his 'golden age' at the Holiday Inn

Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:05 pm
Posted by TechDawg2007
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This man won't go into a nursing home. He'll spend his 'golden age' at the Holiday Inn
USA TODAY Kristin Lam,USA TODAY 2 hours 50 minutes ago
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Instead of dreading the day he has to move into a nursing home, one Texas man plans to live his "golden age" with thrifty style.

Almost 100,000 Facebook users have already shared Terry Robison's retirement strategy to stay at multiple Holiday Inn hotels to save money, get better service and see the world.

"This is AWESOME!! Must share," one user commented.

While the average nursing home costs $188 per day, Robison wrote that reservations at the hotel chain cost $59.23 per night with both a long-term stay and senior discount. Factor in free breakfast and happy hour and Robison calculated that would leave $128.77 a day for food and entertainment.

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Not to mention, Robison said Holiday Inns offer a spa, swimming pool, workout room, laundry room and a lounge. Of course, complimentary shampoo, soap, toothpaste and razors will rack up savings, too.

Securing a room at the right nursing home may take months, but Robison said reservations for quality customer service can be made now.

"$5-worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you," Robison said. "They treat you like a customer, not a patient."


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Hotel staff will fix any issues from light bulbs to mattresses, Robison said, and apologize for the inconvenience. A night security guard will keep watch and a maid will check in daily.

And, Robison said, the staff will "call an ambulance . . . Or the undertaker" if anything goes wrong.

With more than 1,100 Holiday Inn locations, Robison said he can travel wherever he wants. A local change of scenery and social opportunities are also reachable with an airport shuttle, church bus or city bus.

And family visits? No problem, Robison said.

"They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation," he wrote. "The grand-kids can use the pool."


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No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble.
I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
$5-worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.
While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today .
And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.
Want to see Hawaii ? They have Holiday Inn there too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance . . . Or the undertaker.
If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.
The grand-kids can use the pool.
What more could I ask for?
So, when I reach that golden age, I'll face it with a grin.
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:07 pm to
That is actually brilliant as long as you don’t need a lot of medical help
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:08 pm to
if it was a HoliDome maybe...


Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:09 pm to
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"$5-worth of tips a day and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you," Robison said.


Posted by HammerheadLincoln
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:11 pm to
This sounds like a huge holiday inn add with how much this is hyping up the place.
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:12 pm to
The hero we need right now
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:14 pm to
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Hotel staff will fix any issues from light bulbs to mattresses


Is this old guy planning on running some game on some grannies? Or is he shitting his bed at night
Posted by lsuwins3
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:18 pm to
This came out about 10 years ago. The only place charging $59 a night is the Staring in motel. “For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night. “

I wonder if the motel will feed them since they can’t feed themselves, bath them and give them their medications.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:19 pm to
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I wonder if the motel will feed them since they can’t feed themselves, bath them and give them their medications.


The guy is dropping $5 tips, of course they are.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
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Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:20 pm to
Holidomes were the best. But you ain't getting one at $60/night, an Express maybe but who wants to stay there.

Not a bad plan though.



Tom Cruise knocked up Elisabeth Shue at this one.


Posted by VOLcano
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:31 pm to
If you are independent enough to be able to travel around the country and take care of yourself you don't need to be in a nursing home in the first place.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:37 pm to
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Tom Cruise knocked up Elisabeth Shue at this one.



Meh.


Roy Schneider killed a muther fricking shark at this one:

Posted by MojoGuyPan
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Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:43 pm to
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Roy Schneider killed a muther fricking shark at this one:


Was this in Jaws 2 or Jaws 3 with Michael Caine? One had underwater tunnels. I need to rewatch the sequels. Totally forgot about this. Thanks for the heads up.
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:45 pm to
Works internationally too.



Cruise ships also serve the same function on the lower end lines like Carnival.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:45 pm to
Jaws 2. It was a okay sequel.


The rest were garbage. 3 was the underwater sea world with Lou gosett and 4 was Michael Caine when the shark came back to hunt the Brody woman
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:47 pm to
So why did you paste it twice in your thread?
Posted by Steadyhands
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:53 pm to
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That is actually brilliant as long as you don’t need a lot of medical help



If you can do this, you certainly don't need to go to a nursing home....just sounds like someone who is retired.
Posted by Sidicous
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:56 pm to
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This came out about 10 years ago.
Mom saw this story on Yahoo about 5 minutes before the thread posted. She laughed and said this was going around when my Dad retired...1993.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 2:59 pm to
If I remember right, doesn't Natchitoches have a HoliDome?
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 3:01 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 3:55 pm to
(Whachu doing?) Nothing chilling at the Holiday Inn
(Who you with?) Me and my peeps thought you'd bring over your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin
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