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Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:34 pm to Chad504boy
His "My Time" sucks.
3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.
WTF.
3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.
WTF.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:38 pm to tke857
quote:not really
And It’s Kind Of Incredible
Am I missing the incredible part?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:39 pm to SuperSaint
Guy looks like and his skills sound like he's going to cheat on his future wife with a man one day.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:43 pm to tke857
She's about to friendzone the shite outta Joe
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:46 pm to tke857
Nice clickbait title.
What she put for #7 will DROP YOUR JAW!
What she put for #7 will DROP YOUR JAW!
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:47 pm to tke857
And women wonder why no one wants to marry them. What guy with any ounce of self-respect would subject himself to this kind of scrutiny.
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 5:34 am
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:49 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.
The first draft had him spending 35% of his time "Petting my cat, Mr. Whiskerdoodle"
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
His "My Time" sucks.
3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.
WTF.
That's what you have to put if your doing a dating resume. Can't exactly list "Hookers and blow".
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:53 pm to LesMiles BFF
quote:
Holy shite that resume is a mess.
56yrs old?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:53 pm to Cdawg
I have always been very muscular and good looking so never been shot down or asked for silly dating resumes.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:56 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
have always been very muscular and good looking so never been shot down or asked for silly dating resumes.
When asked for my dating resume I usually pull out my dick and slap it on the nearest female face.
I always get at least one follow up interview.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:58 pm to tke857
quote:
“She asked if I had a dating résumé that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no,
He should have said "Yea, I've got your resume right here", unzipped and whipped it out.
But seriously, he should have laughed in her face and told her to get over herself.
ETA: Damn it! ^^
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:03 pm to tke857
does this queer do anything outside? Any man stuff or just FB, Snapchat, and netflix?
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:05 pm to Crawdaddy
whatever the frick "adventure time" is....but looking at this resume it probably means frolicking in a field of daises.
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:08 pm to MorbidTheClown
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if I didnt know better he looks like a chick whos trying to be a dude
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:09 pm to tke857
So no one got any pussy. I was hoping someone would have nailed the chick.
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