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re: This College Student Made A Dating Resume And It’s Kind Of Incredible

Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175868 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:33 pm to
What's the point of this story besides some guy who looks like a cheese dick has a dating resume and he didn't get a date.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:34 pm to
His "My Time" sucks.

3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.

WTF.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148355 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

And It’s Kind Of Incredible
not really


Am I missing the incredible part?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175868 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:39 pm to
Guy looks like and his skills sound like he's going to cheat on his future wife with a man one day.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138138 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:43 pm to
She's about to friendzone the shite outta Joe
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133451 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:46 pm to
Nice clickbait title.

What she put for #7 will DROP YOUR JAW!
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:47 pm to
And women wonder why no one wants to marry them. What guy with any ounce of self-respect would subject himself to this kind of scrutiny.
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 5:34 am
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:49 pm to
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3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college.


The first draft had him spending 35% of his time "Petting my cat, Mr. Whiskerdoodle"
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11916 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

His "My Time" sucks. 

3/4ths of it is facetiming with mom, studying, and religious activities. And he's in college. 

WTF.


That's what you have to put if your doing a dating resume. Can't exactly list "Hookers and blow".
Posted by The_Duke
Member since Nov 2016
4166 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:53 pm to
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Holy shite that resume is a mess.


56yrs old?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107537 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:53 pm to
I have always been very muscular and good looking so never been shot down or asked for silly dating resumes.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:55 pm to
quote:



56yrs old?


?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

have always been very muscular and good looking so never been shot down or asked for silly dating resumes.


When asked for my dating resume I usually pull out my dick and slap it on the nearest female face.

I always get at least one follow up interview.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 2:57 pm
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5621 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

“She asked if I had a dating résumé that she could look at, and when I said no (like any normal person would) she told me no,


He should have said "Yea, I've got your resume right here", unzipped and whipped it out.

But seriously, he should have laughed in her face and told her to get over herself.

ETA: Damn it! ^^
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19101 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:03 pm to
does this queer do anything outside? Any man stuff or just FB, Snapchat, and netflix?
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:05 pm to
whatever the frick "adventure time" is....but looking at this resume it probably means frolicking in a field of daises.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73803 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:08 pm to
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if I didnt know better he looks like a chick whos trying to be a dude
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 3:09 pm to
So no one got any pussy. I was hoping someone would have nailed the chick.
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