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re: Things your spouse does that bug you

Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:11 pm to
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Nope, not him.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66049 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:12 pm to
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Nope, not him.


he's not as handsome?
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14916 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:19 pm to
My wife tends to get upset if I’m not spending enough time with her. So when I try and spend more time with her, no interaction takes place because she’s to busy on her phone.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15182 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:36 pm to
Bill Burr does a great job with his take on something similar to this. It's about the time he walked in the den and his wife was watching Oprah and heard her make the comment that being a stay at home mother was the hardest job in the world.

He goes off on this and it is side splitting funny. Google it and see for yourself if you haven't already seen it.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15182 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:40 pm to
For some reason, my wife can't watch anything on TV without talking about what's going on in the show/movie/comedy act, etc.

Drives me up the wall. I'm trying to listen to dialogue and she's talking over it---------and better yet, she comes inside after being on her phone on the back porch in the middle of shows and does this, after I have time invested in watching and following it.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19270 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:51 pm to
Make plans for me without asking me. We(which means me) will come help y'all ( mostly in laws) all weekend. If you want to do that shite knock yourself out but nothing pisses me off more for her to make plans for me
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45739 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:53 pm to
that fricker still hasn't shown up...
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:58 pm to
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Apparently all women do this.


No, they don't.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58083 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 3:59 pm to
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Things your spouse does that bug you


She takes 30 minutes to tell a 2 minute story.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:05 pm to
Refuses to let me put my dick in her arse.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20446 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:08 pm to
Creates “traffic jams” in the washer and dryer. She’ll run a few loads and leave them sitting there for a day. When I do my clothes, my shite is washed, dry, and folded/put up all in succession. Not her.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13635 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:13 pm to
Says “no” and “shut the frick up” and “I don’t feel like it”. Just the usual.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44917 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:16 pm to
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Bill Burr does a great job with his take on something similar to this. It's about the time he walked in the den and his wife was watching Oprah and heard her make the comment that being a stay at home mother was the hardest job in the world.


This Bill Burr skit was fantastic, as is any Bill Burr skit.

Bill Burr on motherhood
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 4:20 pm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15182 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:20 pm to
That sucks, especially this time of year with the heat. I've seen clothes left too long in the washer that get a nasty musty smell.

If they are dried and worn, they downright stink like someone crapped in your clothes.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18458 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:27 pm to
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The whole hair stuck on the side of the shower picasso art.

Leaves all the fricking lights on.


The frick you doing at my house?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:32 pm to
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Cuts cucumbers wrong.


I'm listening.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:36 pm to
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She refuses to put a new roll of toilet paper in the holder


Or puts it on wrong... IT GOES OVER THE TOP BACK TO FRONT!!!
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:42 pm to
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IT GOES OVER THE TOP BACK TO FRONT!!!


Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:43 pm to
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For some reason it bugs my wife that I stay up till 2 in the morning listening to music and stuff...while she's sound asleep. It never wakes her up but it bothers her that I do it...never have been able to get her to explain that one to me....


Perhaps she'd like your company in bed?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 4:46 pm to
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Creates “traffic jams” in the washer and dryer. She’ll run a few loads and leave them sitting there for a day. When I do my clothes, my shite is washed, dry, and folded/put up all in succession. Not her.


Ya'll don't wash your stuff at the same time?
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