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Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:40 pm to 3morereps
Returning shite to stores (like all the time, sometimes things she's used 
)
Repeatedly repeating herself
Putting the trashbag on the garage step, so when I walk out I trip on it.
Besides that she's a pretty good wife and gives me lots of sex. I'm happy in life.
) Repeatedly repeating herself
Putting the trashbag on the garage step, so when I walk out I trip on it.
Besides that she's a pretty good wife and gives me lots of sex. I'm happy in life.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:40 pm to 3morereps
Sings like a god damned banshee in the car
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:42 pm to 3morereps
Scruffy’s SO is pretty awesome all around.
Only thing that gets under his skin is when he is busy and she texts him, after texting a couple times, she calls instead.
Scruffy is busy! He doesn’t want to talk.
She doesn’t appreciate the 3rd person though, so we can call it a wash.
Only thing that gets under his skin is when he is busy and she texts him, after texting a couple times, she calls instead.
Scruffy is busy! He doesn’t want to talk.
She doesn’t appreciate the 3rd person though, so we can call it a wash.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:42 pm to CAD703X
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sorry your wife is having an affair
No, but she is addicted to her phone. I deleted all social media from my phone and now I really notice it.
"The time U.S. users are spending in mobile apps is continuing to grow; according to new data released this week by analytics firm Flurry, we’re up to 5 hours per day on our mobile devices."
I say that number is low for stay at home moms with older kids. Between the phone and Bravo channel that has got to be an 8 hour day for her.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:42 pm to 3morereps
Not putting the GD phone down
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:43 pm to Scruffy
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when he is busy and she texts him
texts you at work and asks "what are you doing?"?
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:46 pm to 3morereps
Mine jammed all of the plastic grocery bags into the trash can yesterday. Filled up half of a 40gal trash can 
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:46 pm to 3morereps
wife is a special education teacher. every once in a while she'll get to talking to me like i'm a child. i just will not respond, then she catches herself and speaks to me like an adult.
our first dog together is an outside medium sized dog with a ton of energy, who was trained strictly and turned out great. her new little fluffy can get away with just about anything.
the wifey also doesn't count the amount of effort i commit to every week to keep our yard looking immaculate. Takes me on average 3-4 hours in the ridiculous Texas heat and humidity. I love it. Take pride in it. But she thinks that shouldn't count towards our shared weekly chore regimen. "because, we could pay someone $30 a week to do it for us, but you insist". Just once I wish she would volunteer for the work and see how much effort i am pouring into making our home look nice every week.
let her best friend influence her. the best friend is a self-centered materialistic drama queen and tries her hardest to make people on social media believe she lives this lavish pampered lifestyle. it drives me insane when the wife falls prey to this girl when making plans to go somewhere, do something, or buy something all to show off on instagram. for all of her 400 followers. the girl acts like she's a celebrity or diamond in the rough waiting to be famous. it's frustrating because i helped the couple with their taxes last year; combined income they make nearly identical to what me and my wife make. They just have a grandfather who writes them a check every month to play with and bails them out of credit card debt when they try to live a life they can't really afford. i hate it when the wife tries to compete with that. we don't have a rich benefactor writing us a check every month, thus you don't need to go get $15/drink margaritas after work every day to be the girl's friend. buy a $35 bottle of tequila from Specs, make your own, and drink from home.
our first dog together is an outside medium sized dog with a ton of energy, who was trained strictly and turned out great. her new little fluffy can get away with just about anything.
the wifey also doesn't count the amount of effort i commit to every week to keep our yard looking immaculate. Takes me on average 3-4 hours in the ridiculous Texas heat and humidity. I love it. Take pride in it. But she thinks that shouldn't count towards our shared weekly chore regimen. "because, we could pay someone $30 a week to do it for us, but you insist". Just once I wish she would volunteer for the work and see how much effort i am pouring into making our home look nice every week.
let her best friend influence her. the best friend is a self-centered materialistic drama queen and tries her hardest to make people on social media believe she lives this lavish pampered lifestyle. it drives me insane when the wife falls prey to this girl when making plans to go somewhere, do something, or buy something all to show off on instagram. for all of her 400 followers. the girl acts like she's a celebrity or diamond in the rough waiting to be famous. it's frustrating because i helped the couple with their taxes last year; combined income they make nearly identical to what me and my wife make. They just have a grandfather who writes them a check every month to play with and bails them out of credit card debt when they try to live a life they can't really afford. i hate it when the wife tries to compete with that. we don't have a rich benefactor writing us a check every month, thus you don't need to go get $15/drink margaritas after work every day to be the girl's friend. buy a $35 bottle of tequila from Specs, make your own, and drink from home.
This post was edited on 7/18/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:48 pm to MorbidTheClown
Nah, not those. Her job is the same, so Scruffy gets the “how is it going” texts.
Funny enough though, not 2 mins after his previous post, she texts twice, Scruffy is responding, and she then calls.
Funny enough though, not 2 mins after his previous post, she texts twice, Scruffy is responding, and she then calls.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:48 pm to KG6
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Things your spouse does that bug you
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breathing
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:57 pm to AnorexicGator
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Nah it doesn't shite in the house, just piles the shite up in a covered litter box. The shite looks like furniture in that box whenever I have to clean it.
Two solutions....
Throw the cat and the litter box outside... problem solved.
Get a dog...then comes new problem of finding little kitty treats laying around from the dog and bad breath...I'd go with the first solution. I have an outdoor only cat.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 12:57 pm to azcatiger
And another thing....My wife is like the rest of them apparently. She thinks taking the trash out is putting it in the garage by the door instead of walking it to the container outside. WTF?
Also, she keeps the house spotless for the most part but she treats the garage like its a landfill in general.
She creates new areas for the recycling inside instead of taking the recycling out to the bin when the inside container is full.
Her closet is full of shite she has not worn since college.
She likes WAY too many decorative pillows on the bed. Takes me an extra 5 minutes at night to get rid of all of them.
HER FAMILY....ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
OK, felt good to get that off my chest. Free therapy.
Also, she keeps the house spotless for the most part but she treats the garage like its a landfill in general.
She creates new areas for the recycling inside instead of taking the recycling out to the bin when the inside container is full.
Her closet is full of shite she has not worn since college.
She likes WAY too many decorative pillows on the bed. Takes me an extra 5 minutes at night to get rid of all of them.
HER FAMILY....ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
OK, felt good to get that off my chest. Free therapy.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:09 pm to Tester1216
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When he empties the trash he can’t seem to replace the liner.
Hmmm...my wife, often times not even in the room when I'm taking trash out, will still manage to have a new bag in the can before I get back inside. I didn't know that 5 seconds she spends putting a bag in was taking so much out of her. She's never said anything to me about it, but thank you for letting me know.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:11 pm to Steadyhands
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Two solutions....
Throw the cat and the litter box outside... problem solved.
Get a dog...then comes new problem of finding little kitty treats laying around from the dog and bad breath...I'd go with the first solution. I have an outdoor only cat.
Nah dude, she absolutely loves that cat. Let me put it like this... if the house ever caught fire, she would save the cat before me.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:16 pm to 3morereps
quote:aren’t you the guy who had/has a thing for prostitutes?
3morereps
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:17 pm to Pecker
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aren’t you the guy who had/has a thing for prostitutes?
And know you know why!
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:18 pm to AnorexicGator
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if the house ever caught fire, she would save the cat before me.
if you need your wife to save you, you may have married the wrong sex.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:19 pm to MorbidTheClown
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if you need your wife to save you, you may have married the wrong sex.
name is anorexicgator, might just need to be saved.
Posted on 7/18/18 at 1:24 pm to 3morereps
we both put our keys, wallets/purse, mail, etc on the island in the kitchen. she will go and clean all of her stuff off of the island and then 10 minutes later nag at me for my shite being all over the island.
the kitchen has got to be spotless or i get an earful, whatever, i like it to be clean as well. i will leave for a week and when i get back the kitchen is clean but the microwave looks like a bomb went off in it
the kitchen has got to be spotless or i get an earful, whatever, i like it to be clean as well. i will leave for a week and when i get back the kitchen is clean but the microwave looks like a bomb went off in it
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