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re: Things you now do/have that you used to make fun of old people for doing/having?

Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:06 am to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59146 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Double checking door locks before leaving the house
I used to go to bed and damn near leave doors open. Never locked anything. At 55 I prepare for bed like I’m guarding a bank. Locks, flood lights. Check locks again. Scan the perimeter. Prepare ice water. Check locks again
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4624 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:06 am to
Lower back pain, hemorrhoids, etc.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
3463 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Wife's a squirter?

not married but doesn't mean the coverings wouldn't come in useful after a successful cougar hunt.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5423 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:09 am to
I really want some velcro shoes
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130691 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 8:10 am to
Posted by zuluboudreaux
God’s country USA
Member since Jan 2008
898 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:00 am to
Trusting a fart.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
7148 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:02 am to
Sansabelt slacks so high on your waist you have to unzip them to blow your nose.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1331 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:03 am to
not just reading glasses but reading glasses everywhere. between me and the Mrs. probably a dozen or more scattered about the house. I have a pair for computer work and a pair for reading my phone and a pair for reading books etc. all different strengths.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14449 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:06 am to
Worrying about what the thermostat is set to.
Going through the house and making sure lights in unoccupied rooms are off.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
35050 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Two days post 1/2 marathon in the mountains is Georgia and this morning I asked my wife to help me put my pants on.




I need to add "Pre-Run stretching" to the list of things I do now
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3847 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:12 am to
Eating supper at 5, in bed by nine.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31718 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:22 am to
— Driving slow in neighborhoods
— Staring into the refrigerator forgetting what I opened it for in the first place
— needing a light running jacket to go inside of a restaurant
— talking about politics
— talking about upcoming doctors visits and my health in general
— getting excited when plans get canceled so I can stay home and do nothing
— taking forever just to get out of the house if we are going somewhere
— having reading glasses scattered all around my house and my car


This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 9:28 am
Posted by volinktown
Member since Apr 2017
657 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:26 am to
Pretend being hearing-loss
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51924 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:27 am to
quote:

I've been putting off buying a pair of reading glasses for about two years now.

I've been wearing them for a few years. About to have to go to prescription, I think. I had great vision until a little after 45.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3587 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:30 am to
Guilty





I will stare a MFer down. My 16 y.o. will be embarrassed, I can’t be embarrassed.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 9:31 am
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51924 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Eating supper at 5, in bed by nine.

I don't eat at 5, but not too long afterwards. 6 is a little late.

I never thought I'd see the day where I'd find an 8pm baseball game to be an unacceptable start time
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18176 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Sleeping wrong. When I was young I thought old people were full of shite about this. If I slept now in some of the situations I slept in when I was younger (bathtub) I would die.



Well, I'm officially an old person and I can relate to your post. I once could sleep on either side with a shoulder planted in the mattress under me. Haven't been able to do that in ages because my arm will fall asleep faster than I can.

Matter of fact, I can't lie down on my back and sleep comfortably now due to my sinuses blocking up almost as soon as I'm on my back. I sleep in a reclined, somewhat seated position with my head being at a higher point than my body.

Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
1059 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:35 am to
Robe and slippers
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83902 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 9:37 am to
quote:

had great vision until a little after 45.


that's about the time it starts to kick in, I used to have to take a physical every six months for work, including an eye exam, I got by with cheaters until I was 48 and the doc, and usually it was a nurse to a tech giving the eye exam, told me the next time I'd better show up with prescription glasses, prescribed for me
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51924 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:27 am to
quote:

that's about the time it starts to kick in,

I figure I made it longer than most. My wife's went out at about 42.

A few months ago, I found myself squinting to read something on my 36" monitor at work and thought to myself, "ok, this is ridiculous. Time to go to the eye doctor"
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