Things that piss you off during this time of the year...

The awkwardness of idiots who haven’t got the MAGA message and who make thing awkward as shite when you wish them a Merry Christmas.

Being around the nimrods of the family who are either watching an old arse western movie or Pawn Stars so they don’t have to engage in conversation.

Dipshits who use the third person to ask (pretend they care) how you are.

The cousin who has been turned into how his Yankee parents think a redneck should act (including foul body odor and hair that hasn’t been washed in a month.

Those fixing the meal thinking it’s perfectly OK to go shite and then go direct from wiping to sticking their nastyass hands in the vegetable & dip tray.

The gift “exchange” (AKA stealing) game where everyone tries to screw over each other.

FML over the next 48 hours of my life with the in-laws. I may just have to “get sick” again between our two location Christmas meals. (Better than actually getting sick from the greaseball faux redneck wrapping his shite tainted hands all over the serving utensils.) That fat frick gave half of us the flu 5 years ago...his parents were too damn stupid to keep his sick teen arse home and away from all the young kids.