Started By
Message

re: Things That Have No Reason Being as Good as they Are.

Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62726 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:17 pm to
It’s the toast with butter. Toast with butter is the key to everything. A basic hot dog goes from a 5 to a 9 if you butter and lightly toast the buns. Sometimes I’ll lightly toast some buttered bread not knowing yet what I’ll be putting on it. Maybe a hard boiled egg and some pepper jelly. Or this leftover alfredo. Maybe ice cream and fruit. It doesn’t matter. I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t be good on buttered toast
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6301 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:17 pm to
Fried, pork belly cracklin’s. Oh, and hogs head cheese with saltines…
Posted by tossedoff
LP
Member since May 2009
1718 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:17 pm to


One of Mike Leach's favorites (from his Halloween candy talk)
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:18 pm to
Crushing a chirping cricket in middle of the night.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
4275 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:19 pm to
I think it may also have something to do with them being our first source of food and we, at the earliest age, associate they with “good.”

You see a hungry baby look at a rack? It’s the same face as a 50 year old
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25236 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:23 pm to
The new movie about the 80’s Masters of the Universe cartoon
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28912 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Taking a dump


NGL the oxytocin hits as soon as the clute.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43790 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:32 pm to
snatch
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22895 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

It’s the toast with butter. Toast with butter is the key to everything. A basic hot dog goes from a 5 to a 9 if you butter and lightly toast the buns. Sometimes I’ll lightly toast some buttered bread not knowing yet what I’ll be putting on it. Maybe a hard boiled egg and some pepper jelly. Or this leftover alfredo. Maybe ice cream and fruit. It doesn’t matter. I can’t think of anything that wouldn’t be good on buttered toast


Butter is delicious. More at 10.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17323 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:36 pm to
Detachable shower head sprayed on the underside of your balls.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
11012 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

It makes no sense that we love them so much.


It's evolution. Most of the things we find hot about women tie back to finding a mate to continue our line.

Boobs assure us they'll be able to nurse our offspring
Hips assure us they'll be able to deliver our offspring.

A lot of the other things (long, pretty hair, etc) give off general "good health" signals.
Posted by OleVaught14
Member since Jun 2019
12794 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:41 pm to
Butter 100% makes every single thing better.

Seafood - add butter.
Steak - add butter.
Veggies - add butter.

Same thing with deep frying things, if done right.

Its always the unhealthy stuff that tastes consistently the best
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6649 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

that shite hits it. That shite is delicious…


Great phrasing when talking about food.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8907 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Darth_Vader
Titties
they do be delicious...
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
468 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 7:52 pm to
Titties = survival. It’s just science.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36863 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 11:18 pm to
Toast, refried beans, biscotti, twice-baked potatoes, pork belly, and french fries.

They've already been cooked once . You think that would be enough.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
6072 posts
Posted on 6/7/26 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

Monkey dicks, liver loaf


Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24978 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 12:47 am to
Also Mater sandwiches...and nanner sandwiches.







Toast that bread and put some butter on it?
This post was edited on 6/8/26 at 12:48 am
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
48017 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:14 am to
Freshly baked yeast rolls with butter. Leftover yeast rolls for breakfast, toasted with butter.

Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7793 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:20 am to
Seeing my expired inspection sticker every morning.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram