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Things that feel way better than average sex

Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:24 pm
Hard to adaquately put into words unless you've had poison ivey on your nuts and decided what would happen if you got the water in the shower as hot as you could withstand, but if a rogue chemist ever figures out how to put this neurological response into snortable powder form, I would pay 400 dollars for a gram. Opening the histamine floodgates opens the dopamine and endorphin floodgates, as it turns out.



When you have poison ivey on your nuts and run really hot water over it in the shower, why does it feel so awesome


That near-euphoric sensation happens because very hot water triggers a massive, all-at-once neurological sensory dump that temporarily overloads your nervous system.

1. The Histamine "Floodgate" Dump

Poison ivy rash (contact dermatitis from urushiol oil) fills local mast cells with histamine, the neurotransmitter responsible for the itching sensation. When scalding or very hot water hits the area, it activates heat receptors (TRPV1) and triggers your nerve endings to dump all stored histamine at once. Instead of a slow, maddening trickle of itch, you experience a concentrated surge of stimulation that feels intensely satisfying.

2. Overwhelming the "Gate" (Gate Control Theory)

Your nervous system has a finite bandwidth for processing sensory input at the spinal cord level. The intense heat signal travels along nerve fibers and physically crowds out the persistent itch signals. Because the brain perceives this sudden disruption of chronic irritation as an immediate removal of discomfort, it registers the sensation as profound relief.

3. Neurochemical Reward

The threshold between intense heat, mild pain, and deep itch releases a surge of endorphins and dopamine in the brain. That sudden neurochemical spike produces the distinct feeling of intense satisfaction.
The Catch

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:25 pm to
Slipping into a comfy bed, with bamboo sheets, that has a nice big fan blowing on it, after a cool shower (dried off of course) on a hot day


Next to a warm woman who's hot for you
This post was edited on 8/21/26 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:26 pm to
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Things that feel way better than average sex


Now do things that feel way better than great sex.


Not many.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:29 pm to
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average sex


quote:

Violent Hip Swivel


Strong username
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25391 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:30 pm to
So… you’re telling me a sensation better than “average” sex begins with rubbing poison ivy on your berries?

Wtaf?

Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:32 pm to
AI posts are frowned upon...
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1680 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:34 pm to
that initial release of pee into the urinal after holding it for too long
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2410 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:35 pm to
Well that’s something I would have never thought of. The OT can come up with some shite!
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10107 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:43 pm to
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AI posts are frowned upon...



LLMs have their benefits. Previously, if you had an obscure burning question, you had to type it into a Google search bar, scroll through the results and hope their was a Reddit or Quora or message board chat with the correct information.

I don't care how many thousands of gallons of water it took to answer that question. It's something I'd been wondering about for years!
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:45 pm to
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AI posts are frowned upon...


It should be an automatic ban, Chicken.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27703 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:54 pm to
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LLMs have their benefits. Previously, if you had an obscure burning question, you had to type it into a Google search bar, scroll through the results and hope their was a Reddit or Quora or message board chat with the correct information.

I don't care how many thousands of gallons of water it took to answer that question. It's something I'd been wondering about for years!
I mean, I don't think people want to read AI generated copy and paste answers in a post...
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10107 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:05 pm to
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AI posts are frowned upon...



It should be an automatic ban, Chicken.


At least you didn't call it AI slop. There are some sad misguided geezers around here who think that Gemini answering is AI slop.

Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
779 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:14 pm to
Holding those farts after a 3.5 hour flight. The release when back to my truck. Just about burning a hole through seat.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16912 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:23 pm to
If you have ever been constipated and haven't taken a crap for 4-5 days... That first crap is orgasmic... You feel like running around clicking your heels..

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33747 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:27 pm to
A Q-tip in my ear after a hot shower

Jumping into a pool after cutting the grass on a hot summer day
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19461 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:30 pm to
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Opening the histamine floodgates opens the dopamine and endorphin floodgates, as it turns out.



Maybe sorta related and I could never explain it. I had lower back surgery about 11 years ago. Once the area where the incision was in the middle of my lower back healed, if I got in the shower and let the hot water hit it, it would send this crazy strong sensation through my whole body. It would make me shudder and shake it was so strong. Felt amazing. But it would only happen with the initial hit of the water. And sadly, about about 6 months, it went away.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2427 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:41 pm to
I've had lots of bouts of poison ivy in my life but.... never on my nuts. what's the mechanism there?
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19461 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:43 pm to
Not op so not sure, but I'm not sure its all about the poison ivy. Lots of things feel good tickling your balls.
Posted by landmanner
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
3512 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 2:58 pm to
Hot shower water on poison ivy is very satisfying.
Posted by Junkyard Hog
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2019
457 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 3:28 pm to
Hot shower water directly on my neck after shaving.
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