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re: They've found Noah's ark

Posted on 8/23/26 at 7:46 am to
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
176 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 7:46 am to
That ark is in Ethiopia, they’ve had it since king Solomon. The watchers of it go blind from cataracts from the radiation.
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5663 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 7:49 am to
Here's a tip, 100% of YouTube videos with that thumbnail template are absolute garbage
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82482 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 7:53 am to
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The speculation is that it’s under the Dome of the Rock


There's also a theory it's under Golgotha.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
176 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 7:58 am to
Ethiopia my friend, books are your salvation
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64614 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:08 am to
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The watchers of it go blind from cataracts from the radiation.


lol.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131909 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:09 am to
Are you retarded?
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
370 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:11 am to
Found it in Illinois in the early 90’s

Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
176 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:14 am to
Research it. The queen of Ethiopia fricked king Solomon and brought the ark back to Ethiopia for safe keeping. It’s been there ever since.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11997 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:16 am to
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They've found Noah's ark

Don't they find it once every 5-6 years?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64614 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:17 am to
I have researched the claims. Ive also read materials prepared by actual academic researchers. That’s why I’m laughing at the supernatural descriptions.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11997 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:19 am to
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100% of YouTube videos with that thumbnail template are absolute garbage

The open mouth soy face

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74673 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:22 am to
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It was found in Kentucky a few years ago


In fall of 2020 a few months before he died, my step-FIL wanted to take one last road trip to see the Ark in Kentucky. I’ll say it was interesting and kinda cool. But their ticket prices were absolutely stupid for what you get. I bought tickets for myself, my wife, and our daughter. Even with my military discount, it was well over $100 for the three of us. And that was just to go in the ark itself and didn’t include the creation museum. The ark was nice, but it wasn’t $100 admission price nice.
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
176 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:26 am to
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actual academic researchers.
these people have an agenda to tow the current narrative not to enlighten anyone. You really believe them? I’m guessing you’re vaxxed too
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64614 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 8:29 am to
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these people have an agenda to tow the current narrative not to enlighten anyone. You really believe them? I’m guessing you’re vaxxed too


Oh good lord. You’re one of those people.

What material are you consuming that lacks bias and that’s trying to enlighten people? Is it shite like the Benny Johnson video in the OP?
This post was edited on 8/23/26 at 8:34 am
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
176 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 9:30 am to
Who?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 9:35 am to
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I can simply look at that image and tell the entire thing is bullshite.


My thoughts exactly
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76226 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 9:39 am to
I see your angle: Noah’s Ark strikes a chord with a segment of board.

Tangentially- Arkies think the incest that follows this and the story of Lot acute angle.
This post was edited on 8/23/26 at 9:40 am
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6421 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 10:23 am to
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Sure you can dude..... tell us what it is then, have you been there. seen it researched it, NO,,, you probably haven't ever left your mommies lap

Doubters everywhere,,,,


Though maybe not in volume on this board, yes, there are people with basic media literacy everywhere. Such people know that an AI image with a dude making a shocked face is a popular cover image for nonsense. Such people also recognize a 10 minute video featuring an idiot just reading Daily Mail articles to his audience is about the dumbest and lowest version of entertainment out there.

Talking about "mommies" lap when he can neither spell nor recognize internet nonsense when he sees it...
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63318 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 10:27 am to
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It was found in Kentucky a few years ago


Biggest waste of taxpayers money in the state in ages, and in Kentucky, that is an impressive feat.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178363 posts
Posted on 8/23/26 at 10:34 am to
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The speculation is that it’s under the Dome of the Rock

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