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Posted on 3/8/21 at 5:59 pm to Flashback
We don’t allow that where I live
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:01 pm to Flashback
Getting murdered over a dirt bike.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:02 pm to Flashback
I'd say finding it on your kitchen counter would be more disgusting, but I have no experience in either.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:09 pm to Flashback
So your saying Oweo took a dump in your yard?
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:10 pm to Flashback
Mingo must live close by
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:14 pm to Flashback
Some folk just cant hold their mud, you judgmental prick.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:18 pm to Flashback
quote:Finding it on the seat of your undercover prius with a jar of old mustard mashed down in it.
There is nothing more disgusting than finding human feces on your lawn
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:19 pm to Flashback
No left behind sock, piece of shirt, or TP. They didn’t wipe Nasty
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:28 pm to Flashback
Did it have corn and peanuts in it or how did you determine human?
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:32 pm to Flashback
I saw a giant turd that was half on the sidewalk and in the grass.. Another neighbor was outside and I asked him to come and take a look. He agreed that it was a human turd.. We went back inside and I came out about a half hour later and it was gone. The neighbor says he didn't clean it up.. A mystery.. I suspect that it was another neighbor's screwball son.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:34 pm to Flashback
Move out of the Bay Area you hippie.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:38 pm to Flashback
You find some corn in that terd?
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:38 pm to Flashback
I have a cushioned swing out on my porch for entertaining neighbors. Bro who I don't know stumbled over from next door at like 8am to see how my Sunday morning coffee was going- it being customarily a solitary gratification, I regarded him with aloofness. He lights up his second cig after reporting to me his weather predictions.
He realizes I was just trying to get ready for my day, and feeling the need to overcorrect he offered a slug of his jim beam pulled out of a coat pocket.
The coffee was doing fine but I felt like the circumstances of this character squattering around the me way too early in my day necessitated that I indulge his offer. I poured a splash into my mug to humour the little guy and he immediately guffawed outrageously saying I owe him his next bottle and a ride to the corner store because all he has left for the rest of the day is " this lil fricker ri'chere yahurd me brah".
He slams back the rest of the plastic pint bottle,which was like at least still half full right on top of a huge smoke guster.. blows liquor spray all over the place retches, waves me off and recoils and then closes his eyes with his face in his palms and elbows on knee.
I offer him some water out of the spiggot on the side of the porch. My people inside are beginning to rustle awake for the day.
I went off the porch to my spiggot to put some water in a glass I had out sitting from another time. while filling the glass I heard a massive sneeze harmonized in perfect concert with an equally massive shart.
Took me a minute to realize after he scurried off that my swing cushion looked like a spent tea bag and that the spattering pattern on my concrete was human shite.
He realizes I was just trying to get ready for my day, and feeling the need to overcorrect he offered a slug of his jim beam pulled out of a coat pocket.
The coffee was doing fine but I felt like the circumstances of this character squattering around the me way too early in my day necessitated that I indulge his offer. I poured a splash into my mug to humour the little guy and he immediately guffawed outrageously saying I owe him his next bottle and a ride to the corner store because all he has left for the rest of the day is " this lil fricker ri'chere yahurd me brah".
He slams back the rest of the plastic pint bottle,which was like at least still half full right on top of a huge smoke guster.. blows liquor spray all over the place retches, waves me off and recoils and then closes his eyes with his face in his palms and elbows on knee.
I offer him some water out of the spiggot on the side of the porch. My people inside are beginning to rustle awake for the day.
I went off the porch to my spiggot to put some water in a glass I had out sitting from another time. while filling the glass I heard a massive sneeze harmonized in perfect concert with an equally massive shart.
Took me a minute to realize after he scurried off that my swing cushion looked like a spent tea bag and that the spattering pattern on my concrete was human shite.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:42 pm to Flashback
Finding it on your Baker’s Rack
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:46 pm to Flashback
That was your lawn? Sorry about that. You need to weed and feed.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:47 pm to Flashback
I can't bring it with me. I needed the bucket for later.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 6:48 pm to Flashback
You must have pissed off a Biden supporter
Posted on 3/8/21 at 7:10 pm to Flashback
I disagree: finding it on your bare foot is worse.
Posted on 3/8/21 at 7:15 pm to L1C4
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Idk, I've seen dogs that can take monster shits
This was a human turd.
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