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There are some sad things to see at Wal Mart today

Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:48 pm
Obese parents riding scooters weighed down by mounds of Easter sweets for their likely obese offspring. The AMA thanks them.

Absent fathers hoping to make up for lost time by buying those Easter baskets already packaged with candy and a stuffed rabbit for their kids that barely know them.

The poors hiding bags of jelly beans in the underwear section in anticipation of buying marked down candy on Monday.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76178 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:50 pm to
I’m about to go to Walmart for a couple things. Pretty excited. It’s a suburban safari.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:50 pm to
This thread would be very short if we list good things to see at Walmart.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48361 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:51 pm to
I just got home from Target and it was a decent crowd. 6 or 7 registers open. You might get diddled by a tranny in the bathroom but it sure is nicer than Walmart.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:52 pm to
My favorite thing is when poor people try to buy alcohol on their LA Purchase card at the self checkout, but the machine won’t let you buy alcohol
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:52 pm to
Just pulled in for grocery pickup (everything except meat and produce). No way I’m going inside right now.

ETA I did sneak in the garden center last night to get some ammo and had the good ole boy working firearms ring me up.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 12:55 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76178 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:53 pm to
Usually some hotties in target. No talent at Walmart.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29243 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:53 pm to
Kinsleigh has been good this year.. we’re getting her that Barbie Easter basket by God !
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30543 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I just got home from Target and it was a decent crowd. 6 or 7 registers open. You might get diddled by a tranny in the bathroom but it sure is nicer than Walmart.

There’s definitely less undesirables, but I saw a few when I was at Target
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:54 pm to
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The poors hiding bags of jelly beans in the underwear section in anticipation of buying marked down candy on Monday.



That’s actually not a bad idea, if you like jelly beans.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:54 pm to
I got behind a group last night 350 + grandmother on a scooter, I assume her 300 + daughter on a scooter I assume the grand daughter about 12 and normal size on a scooter.

All three ride up to pay, get off and start walking out of the store. Leaving the scooters in the aisle for someone else to put back in the proper spot.

So they were to freaking lazy to walk while shopping.

So I say loudly - "Hey you left your scooters", fatty turns around and I point and say it again.

Worthless Sacks Of shite
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48361 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Usually some hotties in target. No talent at Walmart.

Saw 5 or 6 milfs in the 20 minutes we were there.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:57 pm to
I take the key to the scooters and hide them in the vegetable section.


frickin fats can walk.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:59 pm to
Not sure what Walmart they shop at, but the one in pville is normally pretty stacked.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Not sure what Walmart they shop at, but the one in pville is normally pretty stacked.
Pineville WM?

Shirley you jest.
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
5995 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:33 pm to
Ever since I moved to Austin I don’t worry about seeing that shite anymore. It’s great.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:34 pm to
You so judgey
Posted by cryptkeeper
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2018
147 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:38 pm to
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The poors hiding bags of jelly beans in the underwear section in anticipation of buying marked down candy on Monday.


I just about spit my water out when I read this lol
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58107 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:49 pm to
How many empty fast food bags, dirty diapers, and empty beer cans do you think are sitting in all the walmart parking lots around the country and this very moment?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123928 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:57 pm to
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The poors hiding bags of jelly beans in the underwear section in anticipation of buying marked down candy on Monday.



Never thought about this one. That’s genius
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